If Doug Master was able to obliterate an entire country in Iron Eagle...

[NFS4]

I was just sitting here thinking about Iron Eagle and how it was one of my favorite 80's movies and how he literally blew everyone to bits, then got a$$ r@ped in less than 10 minutes in the second movie. I mean, WTF??

 

[UNCjigga]

Yeah, dumbest start to a sequel EVAR.

 

[Desslok]

Originally posted by: Jigga
Yeah, dumbest start to a sequel EVAR.

The start to Iron Eagle was sweet ass. A dirt bike v Cessna 170(I think)

 

[Anubis]

yea that was pretty stupid, his friend shoudl have been shot down and he went in after him not the other way around

and in Iron eagle 3 hes alive anyway

 

[NFS4]

My favorite exchange from part 1:

Doug Masters: This is Iron Eagle, he's not being moved, what's the hold-up?
Control tower operator: We are having trouble finding a jeep suitable for your, um, purposes.
Doug Masters: Bullsh!t, you've got a whole country full of them!
[pauses]
Doug Masters: You just lost a refinery!


And from the bad guy:

"I want these people......deSTROYED!!!":

 

[Balt]

Yeah, that was almost as bad as Steven Seagal dying in the first twenty minutes of Executive Decision.

Of course, that might have been a good thing in many people's opinion.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Balt
Yeah, that was almost as bad as Steven Seagal dying in the first twenty minutes of Executive Decision.

Of course, that might have been a good thing in many people's opinion.

Steven Segal stopped being cool to me right after Under Seige.

 

[Yossarian]

DROP THE HADES BOMB!!!

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Balt
Yeah, that was almost as bad as Steven Seagal dying in the first twenty minutes of Executive Decision.

Of course, that might have been a good thing in many people's opinion.

Steven Segal stopped being cool to me right after Under Seige.

Steven Seagull was never ever ever cool, he's just as bad as Van Damne

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Balt
Yeah, that was almost as bad as Steven Seagal dying in the first twenty minutes of Executive Decision.

Of course, that might have been a good thing in many people's opinion.

Steven Segal stopped being cool to me right after Under Seige.

Steven Seagull was never ever ever cool, he's just as bad as Van Damne

Erika Eleniak's boobs were pretty cool.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
DROP THE HADES BOMB!!!

ATTACK THEM THROUGH THE FLAMES!!!!!!!

 

[Amused]

You question the "logic" of a movie as bad as Iron Eagle?

What's the point?

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Amused
You question the "logic" of a movie as bad as Iron Eagle?

What's the point?

 

[TheAudit]

Col. Nakesh: Now you may deal directly with me now; Colonel Nakir Nakesh!
Doug Masters: And you can deal with me; Doug Masters! You equal suxors! Biatch!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Amused
You question the "logic" of a movie as bad as Iron Eagle?

What's the point?

DUDE!! I was like 6 when Iron Eagle came out. It started my fascination with aviation and my GREAT love for the F-16 Fighting Falcon.

I mean, who COULDN'T identify with a "kid" who plots saving his dad from an EVIL middle eastern country by blowing sh!t up

 

[DougK62]

I love that movie.

 

[merlocka]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was just sitting here thinking about Iron Eagle and how it was one of my favorite 80's movies and how he literally blew everyone to bits, then got a$$ r@ped in less than 10 minutes in the second movie. I mean, WTF??

I never saw the second one. Was it because he forgot his portable tape deck of ownij? It seemed like he could only own if he had his tape deck.

 

[Fingolfin269]

The original IE is part of my childhood. Anyone who insults it will be dealt with severely!11!!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: merlocka

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was just sitting here thinking about Iron Eagle and how it was one of my favorite 80's movies and how he literally blew everyone to bits, then got a$$ r@ped in less than 10 minutes in the second movie. I mean, WTF??

I never saw the second one. Was it because he forgot his portable tape deck of ownij? It seemed like he could only own if he had his tape deck.

Yup, he needed his music to own the bad guys!!

One one one one...
One vision...

One flesh one bone
One true religion
One voice one hope
One real decision

Gimme one light
Gimme one hope
Just gimme
One man one man
One bar one night
One day hey hey
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Fried chicken

 

[TheAudit]

Doug Masters: Dis is da Bluebird, I be ready to refuel.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Amused
You question the "logic" of a movie as bad as Iron Eagle?

What's the point?

DUDE!! I was like 6 when Iron Eagle came out. It started my fascination with aviation and my GREAT love for the F-16 Fighting Falcon.

I mean, who COULDN'T identify with a "kid" who plots saving his dad from an EVIL middle eastern country by blowing sh!t up

I was 19 and saw the movie for what it was.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Amused
You question the "logic" of a movie as bad as Iron Eagle?

What's the point?

DUDE!! I was like 6 when Iron Eagle came out. It started my fascination with aviation and my GREAT love for the F-16 Fighting Falcon.

I mean, who COULDN'T identify with a "kid" who plots saving his dad from an EVIL middle eastern country by blowing sh!t up

I was 19 and saw the movie for what it was.

Wow, someone's old

 

[TheAudit]

Doug Masters: Dad, four more MiGs jumping us!
Col. Ted Masters: Pull up hard, moron!
Maj. Dwight Smiley: This is Blue Leader, do you read?
Doug Masters: They're ours dad, they're American! Ha! Someone is about to get served!

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Balt
Yeah, that was almost as bad as Steven Seagal dying in the first twenty minutes of Executive Decision.

Of course, that might have been a good thing in many people's opinion.

that was the best scene! I can't believe he agreed to have his character die, usually his characters' hair doesnt even get messed up.

 

[K1052]

Don't make me drop the Hades bomb in here.