I'd invite him inside. Shut the and lock the door. Then laugh and say, "I'm the powa, you fool! You've fallen right into my trap!"
Then my goons would jump out from like fifty secret hiding places and attack him. But Chuck D would be too tough. I'd soon realize my goons were failing and start screaming, "He's just one man! Get him!" Then I'd try to run away at the last minute as my house exploded and collapsed around me from all the mayhem. That would suck.
I hope Chuck D doesn't come to my house.