If Bin Laden is surrounded how long till he is captured/killed?

StageLeft

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I think that if he makes it to the end of the weekend he isn't doing too badly...what does everybody else think? This is presuming he did not flee and US officials have said they believe he is now surrounded - this on CNN. I can't link because CNN has, like, 400 stories and just a big mess of them.
 

b0mbrman

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I think I'd be pretty embarassed if he's not there since the media hyped this up so much
 

WaTaGuMp

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Here is how to get Bin Laden.


Spray all of Afgahanstan with Viagra and shoot everything that pops up!:D
 

glen

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I hope it ends on television with Geraldo wrestling him to the ground live on FOX.
 

StageLeft

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<< I hope it ends on television with Geraldo wrestling him to the ground live on FOX. >>



LOL!
 

Viperoni

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<< You know they drop one of those 15,000 pound bombs in that area again. >>



I saw the clip where they blew up the 6800lb'er......DAYM!
 

Draco

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How are they going to find his dead, mutilated body if they're dropping 15,000 pound bombs on his caves!

We need to see the body! Otherwise... well it just wouldn't be good.
 

StageLeft

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Is anybody else worried about what he has planed for the end of Ramadan?

His own death?

I'm not worried about end of Ramadan because chances are something won't happen, and even if it does there is absolutely 100% nothing I can do about it.
 

Harvey

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The hell with killing him. Bury him up to his neck in pig sh8. :)
 

StageLeft

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I'd love a final fight scene between him and jet li or maybe ken shamrock or something. We'd have the military on one side and some of his al queda on the other making a ring and just have a hand to hand combat showdown.
 

Wallydraigle

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Actually I'm kind of doubtful that he's still in the caves. But if he is there is no way they are going to let us find his body. They'll hide it or blow it up or burn it up or something, that way their poster boy will never die, he'll just be missing forever.
 

StageLeft

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Well perhaps they are not saying FOR SURE he is in just as an out but they know for a fact he is? Satellite phone interception or whatever or an insider perhaps. If they know he is in there he will not be getting out alive unless shackled and I can't see him being captured.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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<< I hope he takes one of those daisy cutters right up the a$$. >>



I thought that was the current problem, that the caves were too deep in a mountain to reach with daisy cutters. Or just about anything else for that matter.

If he is still in those caves, and if he is unable to get out of them, he has ordered one of his sons to kill him before anyone can capture him.
Doubt he sat around waiting for the troops to arrive though, he prolly shaved and is selling Anthrax infected hotdogs in NY atm.
 

Kcucumber

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Jet Li's gonna kick everyone's ass. Bin laden is all skin and bones... all he could do is hide under his god-awful beard.
 

jjones

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has anyone noticed we've got our own troops in on this fighting in Tora Bora now? after mullah omar slipping away, i don't think we quite trust the afganis not to let osama bin hidin' get away also.