If Bear Grylles was a hotdog

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her209

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No, it have to be dipped in shit or have maggots crawling on it before he'd touch it.
 

rasczak

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he already does? he drinks his piss and would/probably already has, eat his own shit. i feel bad for his wife having to kiss that mouth.
 

trmiv

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I'm sure first he'd smother himself in brown mustard and relish! He'd be so delicious!
 
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