If ATOT was a person:

[E equals MC2]

s/he would be...

*A michevious jokester 90% of the time, but has deep compassion for more serious things.

*Very opinionated and deservingly so, since he's quite well versed in many different subjects.

*Pro-gun, pro-choice liberal atheist / agnostic

*Not very properly socialized

*Aside from complete and utter asshatery, he's quite a cool kid to have a beer with. Would probably buy you a drink if he had the slightest thing in common with you.

*Introverted by day, extroverted by night.

Feel free to add your own. I'm sure you're all itching to add negative ones and moan about how much of trolls we are, but I beg to differ.

 

[legoman666]

*anti-cop. Why the hell do I deserve a ticket for going 175% of the speed limit?

 

[rivan]

Is this another "I love ATOT" thread? If so, I call repost.

If not, I'll add s/he:

? Owns rubber stamps with the words "Oldsmoboat" and "Repost"

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: legoman666
*anti-cop. Why the hell do I deserve a ticket for going 175% of the speed limit?

Haha, yeah:

After seeing those two youtube videos, I've come to the conclusion all cops suck.

 

[funkymatt]

* makes slightly less than Bill Gates yet still lives in the parent's basement.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

He/She would be a hippy who only eats organic food and doesn't believe in putting bleach to unclog drains.

 

[FoBoT]

*not sure what pickles are made of

 

[AMCRambler]

*he/she would be NSFW

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Full of bravado when posting from the anonymity of his keyboard but a weak kneed coward in real life.

 

[Feneant2]

* hung like a horse, drive a ferrari but still unable to pick up chicks

 

[Chiropteran]

Unable to detect sarcasm.

 

[TruePaige]

Frequents 4chan.

 

[paulxcook]

Mutters comments at inappropriate times about beef alternators and throwing bricks at some sort of bush that grows pickles. I dunno, he's a weird kid.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
*not sure what pickles are made of

On a more general level: * Isn't afraid to confide in others when s\he learns things that s\he should have already known...

 

[zinfamous]

* is Jesus, or some variation thereof.

 

[Lorax]

buys bulk beef.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Lorax
buys bulk beef.

Beats a dead horse.

 

[AkumaX]

* britney spears w/o the career

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Lorax
buys bulk beef.

Beats a dead horse.

Enjoys radiators, in chunks.

 

[pontifex]

an elitist asshole douchebag know-it-all?

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: pontifex
an elitist asshole douchebag know-it-all?

We're not talking about you specifically.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: pontifex
an elitist asshole douchebag know-it-all?

We're not talking about you specifically.

:roll:

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: pontifex
an elitist asshole douchebag know-it-all?

We're not talking about you specifically.

:roll:

 

[sniperruff]

would turn down paris hilton, britney spears, and lindsay lohan, because his girlfriend is waaaay hotter than any of them.

 

[DangerAardvark]

75% white and 25% asian.