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If anyone hasn't heard this joke yet..

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There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'
 
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i love english man, irish man , scottish man jokes (tho this ones got a frenchie and claudia)

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-31753.html

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There was an englishman, irishman and a scotsman who worked on a building site.
It was time for their dinner so the englishman opened his bait box and said "if I get cheese sandwiches tommorrow i will throw myself off that bridge" and the scotsman and irishman both say the same.
So the next day comes and the englishman has cheese sandwiches, so he jumps off the bridge.
The scotsman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches, so he jumps off the bridge aswell.
The irishman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge too.

At the funeral the wives meet up and the englishmans wife says "I wish I could of just made him another kind of sandwich"
The scotsmans wife says the same.
The irishmans wife says 'I do not know why he jumped.... he made his own sandwiches.'



An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal.
While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted.
The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted.
The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing."😀
 
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