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TripleJ

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here's a ripper:
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. "
It was said by Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965).
I suppose I can't use it because I'm not in America or an American.
Any other signatures you know of but have used up your 255 characters?
 

Vikaden

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"A closed mouth gathers no foot."

"Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive."

"And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?"

"Avoid clichés like the plague"

"Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth."

"Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)"

"Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullsh!t before."

"Department of Redundancy Department."

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."

"ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue."

"How depressing... Nobodys after my job"

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I PROCESS, therefore I AM"

"It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others"

"Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot."

"NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgement"

"90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at."

"Obviously, you are incapable of assimilating the extent of my genius."

"Penguins are our friends"

"Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)"

"Press any key to continue or any other key to quit"

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

"The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX"

"The universe is a figment of its own imagination."

"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?"

"We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering."

"When I want your opinion, Ill beat it out of you"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape."

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yakko

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<< The box said &quot;Requires Windows 95 or better.&quot; So I installed LINUX&quot; >>

hahahaha
 

V

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<< &quot;ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.&quot; >>


LOL!!! HAAHAHAH!!!
 

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