If AMD and Intel made burgers

[Texmaster]

AMD Burger:

Everything on it at a great price but its a little hot and the french fries need some ketchup and salt before they taste good.

INTEL Burger:

Everything on it plus new and flavorable toppings promised in the future. French fries are good by themselves and its not too hot but you pay a whole lot more.

 

[techfuzz]

AMD Drink:

The drink is 1/2 and 1/2. 1/2 ice and 1/2 watered down soda.

Intel Drink:

The drink is 3/4 ice and 1/4 soda, except the soda has gone flat.

 

[Texmaster]

AMD Chick. HOT as Hell! But its not always a good thing. Ready to party hard and will show you a good time.

INTEL Chick Hot in a Traditional sort of way. Wants more Jewerly before she goes out with you but will show you a good time.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Ok, I'll play.

AMD Playground:
It has the newest, most exciting jungle jim around, but the surface, made by another company, has been known to hurt the children who play on it. However, the burger joint can have the same two playgrounds at once, side by side.

Intel Playground:
Also the newest stuff, but not as exciting. No problems with the turf because Intel spec'ed it out. Only problem is, all of the dumb kids use it, so your kid doesn't want to go on it. Plus, you have to throw out the playground if you want to use two next to each other.

 

[aircooled]

AMD Beer:

Gets you really drunk fast.



INTEL Beer:

Gets you really drunk fast.


(where was I going with this.....)

 

[Demon-Xanth]

AMD Batmobile: Best when a supercharger is slapped onto it, can be seen from space via the glowing red hot hood.

Intel Batmobile: Has thousands of weapons, few of which are actually usable.

 

[SuperccsXpress]

AMD Purchaser: Got a great deal from the guy he got it from and loves it.

Intel Purchaser: Is in love with the guy he got it from because they actually had a motherboard to put it on.


sorry if that throws tyo uguys off ; )

 

[CocaCola5]

AMD Burger:

Homemade BBQ burgers

Intel Burger:

BK drive thru

 

[bacillus]

where's the flaming burger!

 

[bacillus]

shouldn't this be in OT??

 

[snowdogg187]

Haha

 

[Passions]

AMD Dessert: Sweet, delicious, small, Tiramisu Cake.
Intel Dessert: Big, fat slab of Denny's Oreo creme pie.