If all the women of the world turned into zombie nymphos.....

rudeguy

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Would you join their legion? The upside would unlimited hot zombie chicks. The downside would be the whole death and giving up life as you know it.

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venkman

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I voted no simply because I'd probably get my zombified head blown off before I could get my zombbified head ____ off.
 

Drakkon

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Well if my zombie movie knowledge is correct there are an abundant number of non-zombie hot chicks willing to sleep with me for my protection with no commitment whatsoever due to the fact they will soon be turned into zombies as well.
I gotta go with hell no if that is the case :p
 

theblackbox

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dude, you really think i'm gonna put it in some flesh eating zombies mouth.... did the idea that all they want to do is eat flesh ever cross your mind..
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: theblackbox
dude, you really think i'm gonna put it in some flesh eating zombies mouth.... did the idea that all they want to do is eat flesh ever cross your mind..

Yeah but they're also nymphos and need some sausage lovin too
 

badkarma1399

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I voted no. They're zombies. There's no way joining them could possibly be a good idea. Plus I'd be dead. That sorta takes the fun out of life.

 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: badkarma1399
I voted no. They're zombies. There's no way joining them could possibly be a good idea. Plus I'd be dead. That sorta takes the fun out of life.

But if you continue on living, you will never get laid (by a woman) again.
 

SagaLore

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I'd capture the hottest one, and put a muffle on her mouth so she can't bite me, and lock leather mittens/socks on her hands/feet so she can't scratch me.

Although... that's kind of a a necro fetish. I'd have to rethink this...
 

Jesusthewererabbit

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So would that be dual necrophilia? Does that even work? Don't most necrophiliacs like fucking corpses because they don't resist or turn them down? Wouldn't a hot zombie nympho chicks would turn down this guy?
 

SoulAssassin

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
Well if my zombie movie knowledge is correct there are an abundant number of non-zombie hot chicks willing to sleep with me for my protection with no commitment whatsoever due to the fact they will soon be turned into zombies as well.
I gotta go with hell no if that is the case :p



OP said -all- the women. Since it's either go zombie or not get any, I'm going zombie.