If all the reguler members of AT were stranded together on a deserted island and had to resort to cannibalism to survive, who would get eaten first?

[Braznor]

And who would be the last man standing?

Assume fresh water exists and infinite numbers of absolutely killer sharks surround the island, preventing fishing and venturing into the waters at all.

 

[Fenixgoon]

All I know is Olds would still find a way to have a basement

 

[sdifox]

I am so going on the spit. Highland would win.

 

[pete6032]

The usual P&N punching bags would get eaten first.

 

[nakedfrog]

Why aren't we catching and eating the killer sharks?

 

[ksheets]

I mean...it would be a shame if it were anyone other than the OP, right?

 

[BoomerD]

I mean...it would be a shame if it were anyone other than the OP, right?

We could always just feed him to the sharks…

 

[lxskllr]

I'm loaded with nicotine, caffeine, and capsaicin as a defense mechanism, so I'm not one of the choice cuts.

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm loaded with nicotine, caffeine, and capsaicin as a defense mechanism, so I'm not one of the choice cuts.

Bold of you to assume other nicotine addicts wouldn't see that as an upside.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Bold of you to assume other nicotine addicts wouldn't see that as an upside.

Mama Mia!
Thats a spicy meatball!

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

The biggest one first.

Supplies the most others initially and allows the greatest reduction of future needs.

 

[KLin]

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm ginger, hairy, and pretty small so think I'll be safe for a while. I'll be on the other side of the island trying to make a marconi transmitter using some random broken electronics that washed on shore.

 

[GoPackGo]

I would expect the bulk beef to be eaten first.

 

[Stopsignhank]

I'm loaded with nicotine, caffeine, and capsaicin as a defense mechanism, so I'm not one of the choice cuts.

I knew someone that said he hates catching fish that have been raised in a fish farm because they taste like the pellets the fish are fed. I have seen the food that you eat and I am afraid you would taste like that food.

You are a pass from me.

 

[DigDog]

one of my farts can deter the most ravenous of carrion-eaters.
and i have many farts.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

What about the irregular members?

 

[snoopy7548]

who would get eaten first?​

Your mom.