If all 50 states got into a war...

amdhunter

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Me and a friend were talking about how, if Obama won, there'd be some kind of civil war, because we all know the Dems were not gonna have another 4 years of bullshit.

After a while, the conversation ended with me and him talking about which state would win in an all-out battle royale.

I say, despite everything, NYC would emerge victorious because we have the best equipped police, the best equipped ghetto's and the best equipped intelligent people.

The rest of the USA will bow to our greatness, we will be the Israel of the United States.
 

KLin

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California and the dirty hippies would kick the ever living shit out of you damn yankees.
 

CPA

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easy - Texas. We control the oil, we control the country! Plus, we have lots of people who have guns and aren't afraid to use them.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Me and a friend were talking about how, if Obama won, there'd be some kind of civil war, because we all know the Dems were not gonna have another 4 years of bullshit.

After a while, the conversation ended with me and him talking about which state would win in an all-out battle royale.

I say, despite everything, NYC would emerge victorious because we have the best equipped police, the best equipped ghetto's and the best equipped intelligent people.

The rest of the USA will bow to our greatness, we will be the Israel of the United States.

Too many straight lines to process at one time. I'll have to reflect awhile and get back to you.
 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: CPA
easy - Texas. We control the oil, we control the country! Plus, we have lots of people who have guns and aren't afraid to use them.

Yeah, well we control Wall Street.
 

MrPickins

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Originally posted by: CPA
easy - Texas. We control the oil, we control the country! Plus, we have lots of people who have guns and aren't afraid to use them.

:thumbsup:

People, resources and weapons. A winning combination.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: CPA
easy - Texas. We control the oil, we control the country! Plus, we have lots of people who have guns and aren't afraid to use them.

You guys can't even handle a little rain.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: CPA
easy - Texas. We control the oil, we control the country! Plus, we have lots of people who have guns and aren't afraid to use them.

You guys can't even handle a little rain.

I never said we had the best drivers.
 

PokerGuy

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Me and a friend were talking about how, if Obama won, there'd be some kind of civil war, because we all know the Dems were not gonna have another 4 years of bullshit.

After a while, the conversation ended with me and him talking about which state would win in an all-out battle royale.

I say, despite everything, NYC would emerge victorious because we have the best equipped police, the best equipped ghetto's and the best equipped intelligent people.

The rest of the USA will bow to our greatness, we will be the Israel of the United States.

bwahahaha... NY? I'd place them somewhere near the 35th spot or so. They don't have significant military bases, the population is composed mostly of unarmed city dwellers who wouldn't know how to fight over anything other than a rent-controlled apartment.

I'd have to go with Texas, it has the resources, the attitude, the weapons, and the people. After TX, perhaps GA or CA, though CA has turned into a softie wuss state as well.
 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: PokerGuy
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Me and a friend were talking about how, if Obama won, there'd be some kind of civil war, because we all know the Dems were not gonna have another 4 years of bullshit.

After a while, the conversation ended with me and him talking about which state would win in an all-out battle royale.

I say, despite everything, NYC would emerge victorious because we have the best equipped police, the best equipped ghetto's and the best equipped intelligent people.

The rest of the USA will bow to our greatness, we will be the Israel of the United States.

bwahahaha... NY? I'd place them somewhere near the 35th spot or so. They don't have significant military bases, the population is composed mostly of unarmed city dwellers who wouldn't know how to fight over anything other than a rent-controlled apartment.

I'd have to go with Texas, it has the resources, the attitude, the weapons, and the people. After TX, perhaps GA or CA, though CA has turned into a softie wuss state as well.

I live in the South Bronx, there are enough guns in my building alone to take out a whole army of Texans.
 

NoShangriLa

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It would be a hard call between Texas & NY, because both have the polulation/resources/manufacture guns. NY can tap Canada for oil.

[edit] It already has been tested, the North won the war.

 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: BeauJangles
Hawaii. Who the fuck is going to mess with the Navy stationed at Pearl Harbor?

NYC can launch those fighter jets off of the Intrepid. We can do a surprise attack.
 

xanis

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My state, Pennsylvania.

There's all kinds of crazies with guns, and there's a good concentration out in Pennsyltucky aka the middle of the state. We're also not a very desirable state, and we're surrounded by some pretty shitty states to boot - Delaware, NJ and Ohio to name a few. Finally, we have Philly, one of the most violent large cities in America. Try taking over north Philly. See what happens.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: BeauJangles
Hawaii. Who the fuck is going to mess with the Navy stationed at Pearl Harbor?

NYC can launch those fighter jets off of the Intrepid. We can do a surprise attack.

Where they going to get the fuel? <evil laugh> bwahahahahahaha </evil laugh>