Red Squirrel
No Lifer
Hmm interesting theory, I think it makes sense. Some fatties take up 2.5 seats. Two of em actually make up for 3 passengers.
Are we allowed to liposuction them and refine it into fuel on the way?
Are we allowed to liposuction them and refine it into fuel on the way?
This might be the best idea ever. We can eliminate the need for expensive jet fuel and solve America's obesity epidemic all in one go. We could just entice the fatties by letting them fly free if they agree to the program.
*bows to WelshBloke*
Hopefully instead of taking off it just goes off the end of the runaway and results in no survivors.
Since each of them takes up two seats, instead of one, there's only half as many of them on board, so the total weight won't be much different. Yes, it will take off, with or without the damn treadmill.![]()
It will take off, less number of seats available. They should have a "fatties" section in the plane.
Business/First class - in front
Fatties - middle
Economy - middle to back.
It will take off, less number of seats available. They should have a "fatties" section in the plane.
Business/First class - in front
Fatties - middle
Economy - middle to back.
wow, i almost get banned for calling myself a beloved patriot and you fucknuts can openly be asshat cocksuckers like this. i hope you all meet a "fatty" this weekend that crushes your spine and fucks you in the ear, you worthless pieces of shit.
at least show some humanity, even tho its way more than you deserve.
wow, i almost get banned for calling myself a beloved patriot and you fucknuts can openly be asshat cocksuckers like this. i hope you all meet a "fatty" this weekend that crushes your spine and fucks you in the ear, you worthless pieces of shit.
at least show some humanity, even tho its way more than you deserve.
