If A Man Is Standing Alone

[FettsBabe]

If a man is standing alone in the woods and he starts talking, and his wife is not there, is he still wrong?????????????????

 

[Locutus of Board]

He's always right whether or not she's there.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Yes, because he should always be by her side.

 

[HKSturboKID]

Maybe he is just taking a leak or something. I don't see anything wrong with that. I talk to myself too when I am doing the thing.

 

[Azraele]

I'd have to say no, he's not wrong, but crazy. Think about it; a guy in the middle of the woods all by himself talking to himself.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Yes; unlike the sound of a falling tree, the wrongness of the husband is an Absolute Truth and so he would still be wrong

 

[ltk007]

Probably, a better question would be is he ever right?

 

[I'm Typing]

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Zero: The B!tch better have the bottle opened by the time she delivers it.

 

[FettsBabe]

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

*Slap the stupid bitch!!!!

 

[jAcKeL]

argh?

 

[prodigy]

Why do women have shorter feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the stove

 

[FettsBabe]

What do you do when your woman comes crawling and begging for something?

Standup!!!

She's in the right position.

 

[hpkeeper]

what if he's not married? is he wrong? is it classified by 5ex or is it classified by marriage?

 

[Optimus]

Well, if the woman told him to go stand there an talk to himself in the woods, then....





... he is still wrong for not knowing what she really meant!