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If a frog had wings...

AgaBoogaBoo

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
if a frog had wings he would not need to bump his ass on lily pads, last time my friend looked frogs don't have wings 😛
 
It wouldn't hit
His tail on the ground
It's too hypothetical...

But, the message:
I CARE!
Oh, the message:
I CARE!
So, don't cry for me Argentina!
'Cause I am blessed by good
I am blessed by good
I am blessed by good
Heallllth.

Yay for Dave Barry.
 
Most anuses are water tight unless really loose from the fist thing some people have fetish for. Still though give it time to heal and it will get tight enough to hold water.
 
Originally posted by: keldysh
Most anuses are water tight unless really loose from the fist thing some people have fetish for. Still though give it time to heal and it will get tight enough to hold water.
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Personal experience?
 
Originally posted by: keldysh
Most anuses are water tight unless really loose from the fist thing some people have fetish for. Still though give it time to heal and it will get tight enough to hold water.
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"Keep fist out of ass".
Now that's some good, wholesome information.
I filed it with "Don't piss into the wind" and "don't stick a butterknife in the toaster".
Thanks Keldysh!!!

 
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