I had amnesia once or twice.
I went to San Francisco.
I found someone's heart.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible.. and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, ......for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be selfhelp "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
The speed of time is onesecond per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
I went to San Francisco.
I found someone's heart.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible.. and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, ......for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be selfhelp "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
The speed of time is onesecond per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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