Ideocracy: This Timeline

[cytg111]

How about a bonkers thread? Something so wildly nuts and stupid that it could have been a bit in the prophecy movie Ideocracy.

Could have started this thread years ago I know, so past events is admissible too.

Ill get us rolling with this from a few days ago.

Trump to host a Championship UFC fight on the White House lawn.

Donald Trump: White House to host UFC event, says US President - BBC Sport

US President Donald Trump says he plans to host a UFC event at the White House next year as part of America's 250th anniversary celebrations.

www.bbc.com

 

[m8d]

I wonder if he's getting a kickback.

 

[brycejones]

Orange Nero can fuck off.

 

[BonzaiDuck]

Trump is so F***ing stupid, his own fantasy plays into the cruelest one of my own that I've entertained for years.

Two 600 lb Sumo wrestlers wearing 5 lb (per foot) vibram-soled mountaineering boots pitted against Trump in a WWW event. Should I describe further?

I can skip that, but move on to the life-long crippling PTSD that results for his MAGA sports enthusiasts.

Well, that's a burden of rage lifted from my shoulders so early in a morning! I can now proceed with my very pleasant day!

 

[cytg111]

I wonder if he's getting a kickback.

I mean it's "red meat" for the base .. I am not quite sure you can put a price tag on that.

 

[cytg111]

Trump is so F***ing stupid, his own fantasy plays into the cruelest one of my own that I've entertained for years.

Two 600 lb Sumo wrestlers wearing 5 lb (per foot) vibram-soled mountaineering boots pitted against Trump in a WWW event. Should I describe further?

I can skip that, but move on to the life-long crippling PTSD that results for his MAGA sports enthusiasts.

Well, that's a burden of rage lifted from my shoulders so early in a morning! I can now proceed with my very pleasant day!

I mean a game of "Blank spots on the MRI" - IS the sort of sports that I would associate with the whole Trump franchise.

 

[nakedfrog]

Will there be an oil-wrestling match during intermission?

 

[iRONic]

Kekeke, froggy 😂