Ideas on how to stop the gulf of mexico oil fire

[mizzou]

#1 Drop a big ass bomb on it STAT


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[Moonbeam]

Corn will like how you think.

 

[TwinsenTacquito]

Block party, everybody pees on the rig.

 

[MovingTarget]

If only they had some water around.....hmmmm.....

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Call Red Adair.
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[TwinsenTacquito]

Yes, I agree. Pour giant amounts of water on the giant grease fire.

I still say we pee on it.

 

[Lemon law]

Its so not on fire, did not the oil companies tell us that off shore drilling was 100% safe.

Oil companies never lie.

 

[Deinonych]

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Matthiasa]

A storm...
Get the weather control devices other countries things we have.

 

[Schadenfroh]

A storm...
Get the weather control devices other countries things we have.

I thought that was The Earthquake Machine.

Its so not on fire, did not the oil companies tell us that off shore drilling was 100% safe.

Land-based oil platforms catch on fire as well, they can also leak....

 

[NeoV]

ruh-roh, offshore drilling is 100% safe for workers and the environment...

 

[Matthiasa]

I thought that was The Earthquake Machine.


Land-based oil platforms catch on fire as well, they can also leak....

Well if it source of the fire falls into the gulf it would go out quicker maybe.

 

[cmf21]

Fire? I thought I had read a few days ago that they were just drilling for oil and hadn't hit any yet.

 

[JTsyo]

Fire? I thought I had read a few days ago that they were just drilling for oil and hadn't hit any yet.

Guess they hit a pocket of fire.

 

[Possessed Freak]

Cut the supply?

 

[cubeless]

smother it by dropping unemployed people on it from c130's...

 

[ayabe]

Its so not on fire, did not the oil companies tell us that off shore drilling was 100% safe.

Oil companies never lie.

Oh please, it's only going to leak a couple hundred thousand gallons a day, fish like crude anyways it keeps their scales nice and shiny.

 

[PingSpike]

We should just dump a bunch of baby seals and sea birds on it. They seem to soak up oil pretty good.

 

[piasabird]

Suck it up into a salvage tanker. We have outfits that do this sort of thing.

Pray for a hurricane that moves toward mexico.

 

[palehorse]

I thought that was The Earthquake Machine.

Don't be silly, everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by womens' boobs.

Just ask my man Sedighi:
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[Tom]

what is Sarah Palin's solution ?

 

[sao123]

let it burn. it will go out, and no more oil spill.

 

[PricklyPete]

Did the Sea Shepherd ram the oil rig?

 

[PricklyPete]

We should just dump a bunch of baby seals and sea birds on it. They seem to soak up oil pretty good.

Brilliant! Do you work for Sarah Palin?

 

[ayabe]

We should just dump a bunch of baby seals and sea birds on it. They seem to soak up oil pretty good.

Not as well as Cherokee hair, that's always my first choice, followed by the Sham-WOW!