Ideas of things to discuss with near stranger.

[dullard]

I'm 26, and relatively shy. I can never come up with things to talk about with people I barely know. Tomorrow I have to drive alone for ~5 hours with an elderly woman (60s maybe lower 70s). We don't know each other very well - but I know she is shy and quiet as well. So I'm imagining 5 hours of silence will likely happen and that will be akward. So can you come up with any decent discussions? Yes I'm that bad at social interactions that I need to ask an online forum...

 

[Electric Amish]

Be a man. Silence never hurt anyone. I actually prefer silence.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Start with hi and hello
Ask her about herself, where she grew up, how many kids does she have, any grand children, ask to see photos of them
Tell her about yourself, what your goals in life are, where you are headed
Talk to her about travelling, I am sure she has been to a whole lot of places
Ask her about her school/college days, old people just love to discuss those things.
Disuss about events during her time

 

[Encryptic]

- Say "Damn, you must have been something back before they invented electricity!"

- Invite her to pose for some granny porn

- Ask her for a hummer while you're driving

- Ask her if she's ever done a younger man

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
- Say "Damn, you must have been something back before they invented electricity!"

- Invite her to pose for some granny porn

- Ask her for a hummer while you're driving

- Ask her if she's ever done a younger man

haha you is teh funnay today

 

[nater]

just put in some Hatebreed or something and play it really loud, on repeat, all the way there

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: yayo

Originally posted by: Encryptic
- Say "Damn, you must have been something back before they invented electricity!"

- Invite her to pose for some granny porn

- Ask her for a hummer while you're driving

- Ask her if she's ever done a younger man

haha you is teh funnay today

I think it's a sign that my moral fiber is decaying even more rapidly than I thought.....

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
- Say "Damn, you must have been something back before they invented electricity!"

- Invite her to pose for some granny porn

- Ask her for a hummer while you're driving

- Ask her if she's ever done a younger man

Wow, you are pretty morally depraved, just like your signature says !

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: yayo

Originally posted by: Encryptic
- Say "Damn, you must have been something back before they invented electricity!"

- Invite her to pose for some granny porn

- Ask her for a hummer while you're driving

- Ask her if she's ever done a younger man

haha you is teh funnay today

I think it's a sign that my moral fiber is decaying even more rapidly than I thought.....

I dont have moral

 

[BooGiMaN]

put your hand on her knee, rub it gently..go from there

 

[MrDingleDangle]

pics???

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: Encryptic
- Say "Damn, you must have been something back before they invented electricity!"

- Invite her to pose for some granny porn

- Ask her for a hummer while you're driving

- Ask her if she's ever done a younger man

Wow, you are pretty morally depraved, just like your signature says !

I've got a reputation to maintain, y'know.

 

[ragazzo]

You: "Oh, hi officer. What can I do for you?"
Granny: "Focus! Focus!"