Ideas for lunch thief revenge...

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  1. Dulanic

    Dulanic Diamond Member

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    OK, I need some good ideas on what to do to a lunch thief. However, there are some issues. Here are my issues...

    #1 They are frozen dinners (healthy choice). #2 No idea who is doing it.

    So what ideas would you use to accomplish 2 goals. Get revenge and also figure out who it is.

    BTW these are healthy choice frozen steamers.

    I know others have posted these kind of things, but I have always seen idea's for refrigerated food not frozen. So how about frozen?
     
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    After reading the name of what's being stolen I believe the choice is obvious.



    Leave him some healthy choice steamers..
     
  3. Beev

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    Let some thaw and go bad, but not visibly, then re-freeze and take to work.
     
  4. Saint Nick

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    Is this in the workplace? Meaning, someone is stealing your lunch out of the fridge?
     
  5. DominionSeraph

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    Then the best revenge would be learning English.
     
  6. Dulanic

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    Oh who gives a shit. I am not trying to write an essay here.
     
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  9. Dulanic

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    Technically, my wife's. But yes someone is stealing her frozen healthy choices out of the freezer.
     
  10. Dulanic

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    Frozen sealed dinner. That is where the problem comes in that is different than usual.
     
  11. Beev

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    Which is why my suggestion is your only option.
     
  12. Dulanic

    Dulanic Diamond Member

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    I think that could work. However, the downside is I don't know if it will help figure out who it was.
     
  13. Murloc

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    too bad that I couldn't understand it because it makes no sense. Even orally it wouldn't make sense.
    I had to make it up from the issues you listed.

    Anyway what kind of people/situation are we talking about?
    colleagues at the work place or flat-mates?

    EDIT: okay it's a workplace
    if it has sauce or something, put some water-resistant food-grade color or something like this if it exists.
    Or just buy a lock and chain it so that it's impossible to open without making a mess.
     
  14. highland145

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    Inject, from the bottom, maybe? Peel and reseal?
     
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    Thaw it, use a needle to inject ipecac into it and shake it all up, then refreeze.
     
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    ,.... I think it wants advice on which HD TV set it should buy,...
     
  17. Wyndru

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    exploding meatball sub
     
  18. Dulanic

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    We will see, I think the thaw and refreeze will have to do. The problem otherwise is the steamer is a plastic "bowl" that is inside a cardboard box. Wouldn't be able to get in unnoticed.
     
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  19. Dulanic

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    LOL, just saw that. If it was a meatball I would agree :)
     
  20. HAL9000

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    Easy! Just put the hottest flavoured chilli on the planet in it, you'll find out the moment he eats it.
     
  21. Numenorean

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    Ohh....yeah.

    Inject puree of bhut jolokia.
     
  22. Beev

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    Sealed frozen dinner... Or were you implying injection like the other posters?
     
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    I absolutely was.
     
  24. Sheep

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    Inject a very small amount of Visine into it. Watch the person "run" to the bathroom constantly for the next day or so.
     
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