Idea: An "I don't have Aids" card"

[Amplifier]

Here's my idea, a completely voluntary card that confirms that the person holding it does not have AIDS or STDs as of a certain date.

Kind of like Heatware, but for sex.

Here's how the card would read:

As of 06/11/05 Amplifier has been cleared of all known STDs and is safe to have sex with. Please confirm that the person you intend on sleeping with is the same as the one in this picture..

Of course it would need to be renewed frequently and be near impossible to dublicate. All in all I think it's a good idea :thumbsup:.

 

[Mo0o]

How about a print out from your local healthclinic?

 

[notfred]

Yes, because all the people who are currently getting AIDS or other STDs after sleeping with people without knowing what they might have would suddenly start checking IDs.

 

[olds]

They use them in Germany for the prostitutes.

 

[daniel1113]

... and combat natural selection? I don't think so

 

[NiKeFiDO]

:thumbsup: to your idea.

Originally posted by: daniel1113
... and combat natural selection? I don't think so

meh, i guess thats a decent point lol

 

[iamme]

"but baby, my card's being renewed, i swear!"

"i left my card in my other pants"

 

[mchammer187]

how bout an i am on birth control last confirmed XXX card

:roll:

 

[wfbberzerker]

how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

Make it a tatoo and I'd be for that.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

in related news, the Anaheim Angels become most groupie-less sports team in the world :laugh:

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

Nathaniel Hawthorne?

 

[KarenMarie]

it would have to be upgraded either every day if single or after every partner.

if single... the other person would not know if you caught something last week or last night. if recently with a partner, it would need to be upgraded before getting another partner.

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

in related news, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim become most groupie-less sports team in the world :laugh:

FIXED

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

Nathaniel Hawthorne?

Read that book in the fall

Pretty good

 

[GoingUp]

You know that it can take up to 6 months for AIDS to show up in the bloodstream right?

 

[Afro000Dude]

You could do it the roundabout way too. Ask your friend, "Hey, do you know anyone who has AIDS? No? Cool. Cuz you know me."

 

[Frodolives]

What agency do you suppose would be foolish enough to subject themselves to the potential claims of liability once the invevitable errors occur?

 

[mchammer187]

and again what purpose does this serve? to encourage unprotected sex?

 

[EyeMWing]

Problem being that the AIDS capitol of the world is also the scammage capitol of the world (Nigeria/Africa).

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
how about we just paint a big red "A" on people who have aids. i think that would be much clearer.

A big red A comprised of bullet wounds?

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