I'd sure like to buy these

[kranky]

Just some of the ones that look pretty cool:
Big Happiness
Clustering Bees
Large Happy Planets
Toot & Twirl
Baby Sunflowers
Golden Flower Fountain
Apache Firedance
Lucky Leprechaun
Palm Tree
New Millennium Madness
Astral Rainbow
Blue Ringed Willows
Spring Song
Snowstorm
Shagadelic Mojo
News Transmitter

But I'm not allowed.

 

[monk3y]

I'm pretty confused in general... but this is REALLY confusing me.

 

[fataIerror]

Me too, are they fireworks?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I'd sure like to have some vague idea what you are talking about.

 

[Azraele]

I'm more than a bit confused myself....

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: fataIerror
Me too, are they fireworks?

Yeah, they're fireworks

Not allowed here either

 

[BlueApple]

kids, don't do drugs.

 

[WombatWoman]

I know who can help you, kranky.

Try here.

 

[lawaris]

lay off him !

everyone has a right to one stupid thread at least

 

[monk3y]

LOL WombatWoman you just a pic for every situation don't you?

 

[kranky]

Stupid thread? What, no one likes fireworks? OK, I had to leave off some of the names that would have been dead giveaways (like Pyrotechnic Motherlode and Whistling Moon Traveler with Report).

I wish they wouldn't send me the catalogs when I can't buy them legally. Nothing more enjoyable than launching a pile of Plane Flying at Night or lighting up a 225-shot Phantom Missile Base. But I already was ticketed once by the Forest Service for such activities to the tune of $150 and won't risk having that happen again.

WW, . Monel probably does it anyway even though he lives in the same state as I do. Lucky guy!

 

[GooberPHX420]

cranky, what happened? they just came a-knockin to your door and handed u a ticket or what?

 

[Swag1138]

We cant have the big stuff in my state, but they do sell the cheapo-fireworks a lot around here.


BUT, Just drive down to south carolina, and get all you want

I have yet to see somone ticketed in my area for fireworks.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: BlueApple
kids, don't do drugs.

kranky, fireworks aren't legal here in NYC, but that didn't stop my friends and myself when we were kids

Disclaimer: I do not condone the use of fireworks; so if you or anyone reading this blows off an appendage, I will not be held responsible.

 

[Instan00dles]

those are a ot of different names for just fireowkorks, I only buy roman candles anways. me and like 5 friends buy 20-30 roman candles each and in the middle of the night we go into a big open feild and have a roman candle fight, its really fun.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: GooberPHX420
cranky, what happened? they just came a-knockin to your door and handed u a ticket or what?

Nah, I was blasting away in the Allegheny National Forest. I assumed they weren't still on duty at 3 AM. I was very, very lucky they didn't find the shopping bag with the rest of the stuff. They searched for it with flashlights and just missed it twice in the tall grass.

 

[yakko]

I like fireworks but there is nowhere around here to set them off.

 

[etalns]

Are y aable to buy em year round there?

 

[murphy55d]

are you sure these aren't ben & jerry flavors?