IBS by DR.OZ

[Regs]

Interesting stuff on Opera about irritable bowl syndrome. The bring out this plastic colon with crap in it and makes a member of the audience feel the inside of the colon.


So needless the say I'm freaking out and disgusted. About 30 minutes later nature calls and it turns out im now constipated because I'm thinking of that plastic colon and that women's finger going up to feel the fake poop all while the doctor is going on-and-on about how IBS works.

Fawk this shit. What perverted minds watch this stuff?

 

[venkman]

this thread is now about fiber

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: venkman
this thread is now about fiber

No, my bowls now shrunk to the size of coffee stirrers. It's not going to work.

 

[Regs]

Or maybe I can just time warp myself before the tv came on so I can enjoy a nice bm.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Regs
What perverted minds watch this stuff?

Ummm... yours?

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Regs
What perverted minds watch this stuff?

Ummm... yours?

Had no choice....

 

[aircooled]

So, did he have any good treatments or advice for IBS?

 

[PottedMeat]

taco bell solves all bowel problems.

Originally posted by: venkman
this thread is now about fiber

singlemode? erbium doped?

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: aircooled
So, did he have any good treatments or advice for IBS?

I saw that episode. He said take probiotics, and avoid chocolate, fried food, soda

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Know a guy with sever IBS - at age 22 they removed half his intestine. This guy knew where all the best bathrooms were as he frequently had to take a crap while out and about.

Know another guy who has ruptured his colon twice due to unhealthy eating, stress, and just plain bad genetics. They removed a good chunk of his colon this summer and gave him a colostomy bag for 3-months in hope his colon heals.

I got a great pic the day after surgery of his intestine sticking out the side of his body.

 

[Regs]

Hello,

I'm speaking to you on my toilet using my G3 phone. I like to report nothing is happening.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Know a guy with sever IBS - at age 22 they removed half his intestine. This guy knew where all the best bathrooms were as he frequently had to take a crap while out and about.

Know another guy who has ruptured his colon twice due to unhealthy eating, stress, and just plain bad genetics. They removed a good chunk of his colon this summer and gave him a colostomy bag for 3-months in hope his colon heals.

I got a great pic the day after surgery of his intestine sticking out the side of his body.

What did the guy eat for breakfest? Golf balls and fiber glass?

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: Regs
Hello,

I'm speaking to you on my toilet using my G3 phone. I like to report nothing is happening.

Why don't you post updates on twitter?

I'm a twitter shitter!

 

[TallBill]

I use to have bowel issues, then I started eating better. Makes a HUGE difference for me.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I use to have bowel issues, then I started eating better. Makes a HUGE difference for me.

I'm very sensistive to stress and stuff. It's almost like I've been locked up in a celler all my life.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: Regs
Hello,

I'm speaking to you on my toilet using my G3 phone. I like to report nothing is happening.

Why don't you post updates on twitter?

I'm a twitter shitter!

Looks like I wrote that one.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Pound yourself on the head, it works for ketchup.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Pound yourself on the head, it works for ketchup.

I'll be sure to keep a fresh pair of undies in my pocket in case a visit to the ER becomes necessary.