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i work in a photo lab

eyecandy86

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And this guy calls up and asks when we close and stuff, then asks if we have limitations on what we print. I told him we cannot print anything with penetration. He proceeded to ask what that was exactly. I told him no sex, no oral.

He told me how his g/f just turned 21 and they got drunk and never took pics like this before and kept talking about how his g/f was scared to get them developed. Then he said, "hold on, i'll let you tell her that you get pictures like this all the time so she'll feel better." Then he 'put me on hold'. He pressed a number so it made a beep sound and pretended to talk to his g/f in the shower. He did this twice.

Then he kept talking about how nervous she was and everything and about what the pictures were of, including their t!tty-fvck action. THEN he said, "you don't take pictures like this, do you?"

I told him "bring in your pictures before 8" and hung up.
Needless to say, he didn't come in.

A$$hole.