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BHeemsoth

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I started working for NVIDIA last week, it is so awesome, I have such a better job than all you losers do.

I am about to go eat some lunch, when I get back I will post a new thread telling you how good the NVIDIA cafeteria is.

Oh yeah, I am getting a new company car, a Lexus RX330. Kind of sh!tty, but oh well, I guess I can deal with it.

I hope I made you all so jealous with this and my multiple past threads about how my job is better than yours!!!


10/10?
 
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BHeemsoth

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Give us open source X drivers.
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what??? I cant hear you.

I cannot hear the voices of you minions who do not work for a major video card maufacturer.
 
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n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: rpbri2886
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Give us open source X drivers.
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what??? I cant hear you.

I cannot hear the voices of you minions who do not work for a major video card maufacturer.
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Maybe that's why I don't buy nVidia products. :Q
 
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TLfromAI

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Yes I believe we did hire a few new janitors this week. And may I just say your work has been marvelous.
 
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BHeemsoth

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Originally posted by: TuxDave
Originally posted by: rpbri2886
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
10/0
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Well, anything divided by 0 is 1.

So 10/0=1

10/10=1

Therefore this is a 10/10. w00t.
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Bad math makes baby jesus cry.
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I know, I know.

Oops, can't talk now. Too much important NVIDIA stuff going on.

I have to go read all my employee manuals and the computer usage contract.

They took a ID picture of me today, OMG I look like such a piece of sh!t fairy.
 
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can you get me that mermaid demo except make it so that the mermaid is just some naked woman swiming around?

 
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BHeemsoth

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: rpbri2886
Originally posted by: cjgallen
Originally posted by: rpbri2886
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
10/0
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Well, anything divided by 0 is 1.

So 10/0=1

10/10=1

Therefore this is a 10/10. w00t.
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Test your theory on a calculator ;)

ERROR/10
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owned i guess.

I still have a better job than you.
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LMFAO! :D
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OMFG STFU NOOB. You are not l337 enough to laugh at an NVIDIA employee
 
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Platypus

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Originally posted by: Farvacola
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Farvacola
lol your a fool
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At least he learned proper grammar.
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Hey, it's just a sentence fragment. Calm down, sparky.
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Um, in the context you used it in, the proper word is "you're."

Didn't they at least teach you that in I don't know.. 4th grade?
 
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