I wonder...

[Dari]

1. Was Dr. Martin Luther King as rhetorical with the women he was cheating on his wife with as he was when giving speeches?

2. Was Pastor Ted Haggard screaming in the name of Jeebus when he was having gay sex?

3. Was Eliot Spitzer advocating the moral values that he promised to bring to Albany when he was screwing that hooker?

4. Was Gov. Sanford upholding the Christian values when he went to Argentina to screw his mistress on Father's Day?

5. Was Jimmy Swaggert singing the praises of Jeebus when stealing from his flock?

6. Was Senator Larry Craig admonishing himself while screwing random guys in public bathrooms?

I wonder...

 

[nace186]

Who's Jeebus?

 

[calvinbiss]

All created in god's image.

 

[TecHNooB]

Originally posted by: nace186
Who's Jeebus?

paging Jeebus.

 

[Saulbadguy]

 

[funboy6942]

What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

He consults with Da Buhdda.

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

I want the answer to this one.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

I want the answer to this one.

Maybe Jesus would go by the pureness of their souls?

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

He consults with Da Buhdda.

Not to be confused with Inflatable Buddha.

 

[SlitheryDee]

You think God has something against screwing?

 

[Ricochet]

Do as I say, not as I do. Look to your parents for classical examples.

 

[Dumac]

Who cares if MLK was cheating on his wife?

I don't even see why you mentioned that.

 

[Tim]

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

I want the answer to this one.

God chooses the one who as better at what he/she does to win, and then they do.

Was this really that hard of a question?

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

I want the answer to this one.

God chooses the one who as better at what he/she does to win, and then they do.

Was this really that hard of a question?

So God discriminates. Is that it?

 

[nageov3t]

you wonder about some stupid things...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Dari
1. Was Dr. Martin Luther King as rhetorical with the women he was cheating on his wife with as he was when giving speeches?

2. Was Pastor Ted Haggard screaming in the name of Jeebus when he was having gay sex?

3. Was Eliot Spitzer advocating the moral values that he promised to bring to Albany when he was screwing that hooker?

4. Was Gov. Sanford upholding the Christian values when he went to Argentina to screw his mistress on Father's Day?

5. Was Jimmy Swaggert singing the praises of Jeebus when stealing from his flock?

6. Was Senator Larry Craig admonishing himself while screwing random guys in public bathrooms?

I wonder...

1,3,4,6. Those values are for other people and don't apply to you silly.

2,5. Why not PM Jeebus and ask him?

 

[Gothgar]

wrong forum

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

He consults with Da Buhdda.

Not to be confused with Inflatable Buddha.

Isn't that a sex toy?

 

[Red Irish]

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: theplaidfad

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: funboy6942
What about when 2 people compete against each other, and pray to Jeebus to let them be the winner, how does he choose which one to go with and make sure they are the winner, since he cant pick the both of them?

I want the answer to this one.

God chooses the one who as better at what he/she does to win, and then they do.

Was this really that hard of a question?

So God discriminates. Is that it?

Of course, I remember something about the "chosen few".

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: loki8481
you wonder about some stupid things...

I'm just cynical. That's all.