• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

I wonder..

T

The Godfather

Platinum Member
Today all i've been thinking about is:

1) How do fish and snakes have sex? Answered

2) If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are in a bus, and all of a sudden a guy shoots one of you in the back of the head as your are exiting the aisle, how will the other one react? Its confusing.. I won't screm, but i wont cry either.. I dont know.

Don't lock this thread, its not about trying to be funny, its about cuirosity.
 
1. I didn't realize that fish and snakes were sexually attracted to each other.
2. Are you suggesting that I don't know if my Significant other is a girlfriend or a boyfriend? I personally don't date hermaphrodites anymore.
 
1) don't they just rub together and sort of... rub? rub one out?

2) my girlfriend gets shot on a bus? oh well, i guess that takes care of trying to hide her from the wife.
 
Hm, i meant that how do fish have sex and how do snakes do.

And for the shooting, i mean someone not as close to you as a wife or husband.
 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
#2 is just plain morbid... but as for #1, fish and snakes DONT have sex. They lay eggs.
Click to expand...
ROFL.. sarcasm??
Snakes curl up into a big knot and somehow get their peepee into the chick. I <3 Discovery Channel
 
Originally posted by: joedrake
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
#2 is just plain morbid... but as for #1, fish and snakes DONT have sex. They lay eggs.
Click to expand...
ROFL.. sarcasm??
Snakes curl up into a big knot and somehow get their peepee into the chick. I <3 Discovery Channel
Click to expand...

Since when do snakes have peepee's?
 
Female fish lay eggs on the bottom, the male sprays his sperm over them.

Snakes have intercourse, near the tail end are reproductive organs, they intertwine with each other and the male impregnates the female.
 
Originally posted by: crustyoldman
Female fish lay eggs on the bottom, the male sprays his sperm over them.

Snakes have intercourse, near the tail end are reproductive organs, they intertwine with each other and the male impregnates the female.
Click to expand...


Tnx, where does the fish spray the sperm from?
 
Originally posted by: The Godfather
Originally posted by: joedrake
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
#2 is just plain morbid... but as for #1, fish and snakes DONT have sex. They lay eggs.
Click to expand...
ROFL.. sarcasm??
Snakes curl up into a big knot and somehow get their peepee into the chick. I <3 Discovery Channel
Click to expand...

Since when do snakes have peepee's?
Click to expand...
Since always :roll: its like a hook IIRC
snake porn FTW
 
Originally posted by: The Godfather
Today all i've been thinking about is:

2) If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are in a bus, and all of a sudden a guy shoots one of you in the back of the head as your are exiting the aisle, how will the other one react? Its confusing.. I won't screm, but i wont cry either.. I dont know.
Click to expand...

Assuming it was my wife who got shot, I'd kill the perp. No hesitation. Assuming it was me who got shot, I'd probably fall over, dead.
 
The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that point, he wraps his tail around hers so the bottoms of their tails meet at the cloaca -- the exit point for waste and reproductive fluid. The male inserts his two sex organs, the hemipenes, which then extend and release sperm. Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top