I Wonder If Anyone In Iceland Has Volcano Insurance

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Patranus

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Everyone homeowner needs volcano insurance!
 

James Bond

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Well, don't you think we're about due?

Edit: Haha, and almost forgot, "Hmm... I too have an uncle.... come in"

Edit2: LOL this whole interaction is so good:

[Knocking]
Doug: Hello, sir.
Peter Griffin: Enough with the foreplay. What are you selling?
Doug: Well, I was gonna try to sell you some "handsome cream" but I can see you already bought out the store!
Peter Griffin: Go on.
Doug: Perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner cannot be without.
Doug: Volcano insurance!
Peter Griffin: Go on.
Doug: According to my uncle, who's a real whiz with volcanoes a volcano is coming this way!
Peter Griffin: PETER [Thinking]: I, too, have an uncle.
Peter Griffin: Come in.
Peter Griffin: How much is this volcano insurance?
Doug: I don't know. Let's say, $200.
Peter Griffin: $200? That's more than I spent on all that handsome cream.
Peter Griffin: I don't have that kind of money!
Doug: What about that jar of money?
Peter Griffin: No way! That's Lois' rainy day fund.
Doug: Come on, it never rains in Rhode Island.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Doug: Well, don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter Griffin: Touche
 
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