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I won the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won also, what should I do with my .62 cents?

The lady that was in charge of the tickets walked into my office this morning, and said here is your part of the winnings, and plooped down 2 quarters, 1 dime and 2 pennies.
 
I bought a scratcher the other day and realized as I was scratching it the max prize was 500 bucks. 500 bucks? Wtf is even the point? paying a dollar for a 1 in 50000 chance at 500 bucks is just about the stupidest thing ever. I seriously didn't even really want to bother finish scracting it, but of course I did and I won a free ticket. sonofabitch.
 
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one time I bought a scratch ticket, won nothing of course, then the VERY NEXT ONE was a $250 winner!

oh and my wife just texted me earlier today telling me she found a discarded ticket on the ground and it was a $3 winner so yay for winning the lottery I guess
 
AstroManLuca said:
one time I bought a scratch ticket, won nothing of course, then the VERY NEXT ONE was a $250 winner!

oh and my wife just texted me earlier today telling me she found a discarded ticket on the ground and it was a $3 winner so yay for winning the lottery I guess
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That was Page not you wife...
 
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