I won the lottery!!! (Joke)

[XZeroII]

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, ?Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!?

The wife says,?Ohmigod! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff??

The husband yells back,?It doesn?t matter? just get out!?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe

 

[Lenine]

i dunno why but i don't understand it...?

 

[Indolent]

Originally posted by: Lenine
i dunno why but i don't understand it...?

That's because a vest has no sleeves.

 

Haha, good stuff.

 

[human2k]

That joke sux.

 

[Trezza]

nah its good

 

[notfred]

That joke does suck. It might be funny if having money and hating your wife were related in some way.
It might as well say:

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, ?Honey,pack your bags. I stepped in dog crap!?

The wife says,?Ohmigod! What should I pack, febreeze or bleach??

The husband yells back,?It doesn?t matter? just get out!?

 

[Brutuskend]

It would be more effective IMO if the husband had said .

"I don't care WHERE you go......just get OUT!"


BTW: I've heard this one before (Big supprize there HUH? Seems I've heard them ALL before. ) and I believe that's how it ended.

 

[Spooner]

Classic.