I woke up this morning...

[OIKOS]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I woke up this morning in some guy's bed. He took a shower and then got me to leave.

lol... good one!

 

[NoReMoRsE]

I woke up this morning and fell out of bed
I broke my arm and I hit my head
Rolled onto the floor and into a fire
Fell out of my window into barbed wire
So I ate my breakfast
I love chitlins!