- Feb 24, 2000
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Ok sorry for the sensational "look at me Enquirer" title but it was to grab your attention. Anyhow this afternoon my friend and I were on our way to Long Island Pizzaria for lunch before seeing The Anniversary Party at the new Fox Tower's Regal Cinemas theatre. We were walking along 6th & Morrison in downtown Portland, Oregon near the Max tracks when I saw some commotion going on in the middle of the frickin' street (this is the bus mall where all the buses come into downtown). I see Rite Aid employee walk swiftly and approach a young teenager boy her hand going for his bag of groceries, instead of grabbing him, kicking him, doing a Matrix-Shrek like kick she did nothing like that, so he RAN! Boy did that boy run, I was compelled for half a second to run after the turd but I remember when I was a little runt and stole $1.20 of candy from Newberry's (got caught and outran the undercover security guy), ironically I had like $2 enough to pay for the stuff. Since that scared the crap out of me I never stole after that. Anyhow I just felt compelled to come online and tell over 61,400 strangers what happened this afternoon.
Yes you guys mean that much to me!
Have you ever witnessed a robbery or shoplifting?
Yes you guys mean that much to me!
Have you ever witnessed a robbery or shoplifting?
