I witnessed a murder this afternoon outside my window

[FP]

Murder


Jump to 3:00 to see the murder.

I noticed the little guy checking out the big guy's pad and knew some shit was going to go down. At first I thought they were going to mate but then I noticed the little guy was way too aggressive for mating. He kept coming back for more until the big guy had had enough.

Funny story which shooting this clip. I hate spiders. Really truly hate them. I turn into a little girl when I see them. While filming this my cat walked up behind me and his whiskers brushed my leg. I jumped so high I almost hit my head on our 8' ceiling.

 

[spidey07]

All I wanted was a little booty.

 

[Platypus]

that's awesome, he let him toy around for awhile before decimating him with one blow.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Platypus
that's awesome, she let him toy around for awhile before decimating him with one blow.

Like I said, I just wanted some booty.

 

[AUMM]

wow

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: Platypus
that's awesome, he let him toy around for awhile before decimating him with one blow.

Nah, the big fella has lived outside our window all summer. I killed his brother the other day when I accidentally walked through his web. He was about the same size and I must have looked like a mad man screaming and flailing about.

 

[daniel1113]

That wasn't murder... that was self-defense

 

[Jeffwo]

There are some ppl I know who need to get a life. Got any guesses who?

 

[Tiamat]

whoa shit, there was tons of suspense, then in less than 1 second when the wind blew the web, the murder was committed!

 

[uclaLabrat]

Man, I'm glad my wife just tells me she's tired....

 

[Oceandevi]

She got the sperm from the male. Then ate him.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
She got the sperm from the male. Then ate him.

spidey lives on!

*posting from heaven*

 

[waggy]

ugh. i hate spiders also. but that was a neat video.

 

[funkymatt]

good vid.

 

[LostWanderer]

That's some Wild Kingdom stuff goin on right there. Cool video. Big spiders don't get big without knowing a thing or two. My guess he'd been around the block a time or two.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
She got the sperm from the male. Then ate him.

spidey lives on!

*posting from heaven*

Silly spidey, spiders don't go to heaven

 

[FP]

This was my first Google Video/Youtube vid so I wasn't sure about adding music to it. Is it legal to add a commercial song to the video? Is that considered fair use?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: LostWanderer
That's some Wild Kingdom stuff goin on right there. Cool video. Big spiders don't get big without knowing a thing or two. My guess he'd been around the block a time or two.

She said she didn't have a penis!!!!!!!!

She also promised she wouldn't eat me. I even bought her dinner and everything.

 

[walrus]

Looks to me like the big one is a female and the smaller one was a male looking to get lucky.

 

[iamwiz82]

I read that squirrels were high in cholesterol


Bonus points for knowing the reference.

 

[Rage187]

spider!

 

[FP]

Son of a... If the bigger one is the female and the smaller the male and they did just mate... That means SPIDER BABIES.

I think I may have to commit spider genocide. I don't want more of those suckers crawling 4 inches from our window.

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I read that squirrels were high in cholesterol


Bonus points for knowing the reference.

lol

Wrong thread? The squirrel thread is <-- that way

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: binister
Son of a... If the bigger one is the female and the smaller the male and they did just mate... That means SPIDER BABIES.

I think I may have to commit spider genocide. I don't want more of those suckers crawling 4 inches from our window.

imma own your domicile with my offspring!

Get 'em boys!

 

[rocadelpunk]

that was pretty funny, it looked as if they would say "come on come on put up your dukes, put up your dukes"