I wish my homework were asexual..

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Syringer
So that it would do itself.

If you did more of your homework, perhaps you'd know that asexuality is a lack of any sexual desire whatsoever. In other words, your homework would *not* do itself.

Thx for playing tho. :cookie:

If you could read you'd know that Asexuality and Asexual Reproduction aren't the same thing.

But that's a moot point since technically asexual reproducing organisms don't "do" themselves. Although I suppose that's up to one's interpretation of "do." Does "do" entail physical penetration of one's self? Or is the simple act of asexual reproduction the process of "do-ing."

:confused:
 
Nov 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Syringer
So that it would do itself.

If you did more of your homework, perhaps you'd know that asexuality is a lack of any sexual desire whatsoever. In other words, your homework would *not* do itself.

Thx for playing tho. :cookie:

If you could read you'd know that Asexuality and Asexual Reproduction aren't the same thing.

But that's a moot point since technically asexual reproducing organisms don't "do" themselves. Although I suppose that's up to one's interpretation of "do." Does "do" entail physical penetration of one's self? Or is the simple act of asexual reproduction the process of "do-ing."

:confused:

I think understanding the joke relies on the assumption that its readers aren't as thick as you
 

letdown427

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Originally posted by: Syringer
So that it would do itself.

I was expecting "So it would go fvck itself", but yours is OK too :)

Oh and asexual != Wants to do itself, but I see the funny :beer:
 

Anonemous

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damn so original...

is that the offshoot of the, "I wish grass were emo, so that it would cut itself."
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Syringer
So that it would do itself.

If you did more of your homework, perhaps you'd know that asexuality is a lack of any sexual desire whatsoever. In other words, your homework would *not* do itself.

Thx for playing tho. :cookie:

If you could read you'd know that Asexuality and Asexual Reproduction aren't the same thing.

But that's a moot point since technically asexual reproducing organisms don't "do" themselves. Although I suppose that's up to one's interpretation of "do." Does "do" entail physical penetration of one's self? Or is the simple act of asexual reproduction the process of "do-ing."

:confused:

I think understanding the joke relies on the assumption that its readers aren't as thick as you

:thumbsup:
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
I wish my lawn was emo...
so it would cut itself

Emo bagels might be nice too.

If homework were asexual, might it eat itself too?