I wish I were a jedi!

[tec699]

I'm playing Jedi Outcast and man I wish I was a jedi! I would go after all the rich pretty snobs who shuned me in highschool!! I wish I was a jedi!! I would use the push force and push all those rich pretty snobs off a mountain while my blue lightsaber would be slicing and dicing those pretty boys and girls!

 

[JoeKing]

you sooooo need to be interviewed by Triumph

 

[MazerRackham]

You're too old to begin the training.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
You're too old to begin the training.

Not really. I could begin tomorrow.

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
you sooooo need to be interviewed by Triumph

Which one of these buttons calls your mother to pick you up?

 

[Lonyo]

I wish I could use telekenisis to pick things up.

 

[EngenZerO]

dude...go get laid.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
dude...go get laid.

he needs the jedi mind trick

"you will sleep with me..."

 

[blackdogdeek]

you realize the reasons you want the power of the force would make you a sith and NOT a jedi, right?

 

[DeadByDawn]

Ok. You really need to go outside more often.

 

[azazyel]

The Jedi code.

There is no Emotion There is Peace
There is no Ignorance There is Knowledge
There is no Passion There is Serenity
There is no Death There is the Force

 

[hawkeye81x]

Move to Australia.
At least there I believe you can write you belong to the Jedi faith when you vote