I wish I was smart enough to do this last year

[Fanatical Meat]

This and I could have gotten away with it

 

[Captante]

This and I could have gotten away with it

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Unless the objective was divorce and/or possible physical violence I would say add NOT doing this to your list of things to be thankful for!




*(you have to sleep in the same room with this woman AND sharp things!)

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Nah, I could have pulled it off

 

[Captante]

Nah, I could have pulled it off

And SHE could have cut IT off!