i wish i was dead; if i died the world would be a better place

[Anarchist420]

perhaps i don't have the fluid intelligence to commit suicide. but i know that everyone else would be better off if i was dead. i can't stand needing abilify to not be retarded.

i don't know why physician assisted suicide isn't allowed. i have the mtdna of a chimpanzee. i hate myself because i don't have the neanderthal superhaplogroup U(K), A, or D.

 

[Anarchist420]

i am sorry

 

[CZroe]

Stop hating yourself. It's probably what makes things as hard for you as they are. Just make a conscious decision not to hate yourself and don't do anything that you or others will regret.

 

[brianmanahan]

*i recant my nihilism*

 

[waffleironhead]

the world would be no better or no worse without any of us

the world is what the world is

My world would be a little less bright without you around brianmanahan.


That goes for you too christana420. Go out, get a woman and spread your mtdna.

 

[Printer Bandit]

here in ATOT, no brother gets left behind.

 

[mmntech]

If you're having a legitimate crisis, call this number right now. 1-800-273-TALK. That's the National Suicide Prevention Hotline in the United States.

 

[SlitheryDee]

i hate myself because i don't have the neanderthal superhaplogroup U(K), A, or D.

What would happen if you did have the haplowhatever? Dunno if I have it or not. If I didn't have it how would I know?

 

[brianmanahan]

My world would be a little less bright without you around brianmanahan.

That goes for you too christana420. Go out, get a woman and spread your mtdna.

aww you too waffle :wub:

on second thought, i take back what i said. it was dumb and pessimistic.

 

[amicold]

Certified A420 thread. Mentions the following:
- Psychotropic Drugs
- Mitochondrial DNA
- Hypersensitivity of thought processes
- Haplogroups

Edit:

Took six replies for a real response, OP please call 1-800-273-8255 before someone here figures out a way to send help for you.

 

[brianmanahan]

is this thread real?

 

[MongGrel]

Looks.

Retreats from landmines.

 

[Jeeebus]

This might help

 

[mmntech]

is this thread real?

If this the real thread?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from ATOT.
Open your eyes.
Look up at the skies and see.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter,
To me
To me...

 

[brianmanahan]

If this the real thread?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from ATOT.
Open your eyes.
Look up at the skies and see.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter,
To me
To me...

beautiful pome mmntech!

 

[Kadarin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup#mediaviewer/File:World_Map_of_Y-DNA_Haplogroups.png

 

[Dari]

Anything in particular that led up to this thread, OP?

 

[sandorski]

If this the real thread?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from ATOT.
Open your eyes.
Look up at the skies and see.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter,
To me
To me...

:thumbsup:

 

[Rakehellion]

perhaps i don't have the fluid intelligence to commit suicide. but i know that everyone else would be better off if i was dead. i can't stand needing abilify to not be retarded.

i don't know why physician assisted suicide isn't allowed. i have the mtdna of a chimpanzee. i hate myself because i don't have the neanderthal superhaplogroup U(K), A, or D.

So, this is what they call depression. Please seek help.

 

[highland145]

So, this is what they call depression. Please seek help.

This.

X100

Seek it.

Report back.

 

[Puppies04]

Still can't work out if this guy is trolling us or not. Half the time I think he is the other half i'm really not sure.

If you are being serious OP please stop with the DNA mumbo jumbo. You have been told many many times it is absolute BS. Stop using it as an excuse for your problems and realise you need help. Go talk to someone.

 

[CZroe]

...Took six replies for a real response...

No it didn't.

 

[brianmanahan]

OP please call 1-800-273-8255 before someone here figures out a way to send help for you.

he has said what his name and his dad's name are :hmm:

 

[edro]

Get outside and start exercising.

 

[Q]

OP what's wrong? Head to L&R and create a thread, good bunch there that can listen and maybe make some suggestions for you.