I wish I was a cat.

notfred · Jul 4, 2003

This would be my occupation, for which I'd be compensated with food and housing...

Rent · Jul 4, 2003

You would look at your crotch all day?

pennylane · Jul 4, 2003

Originally posted by: Rent
You would look at your crotch all day?

He might be doing more than just looking.

ElFenix · Jul 4, 2003

then you'd be a big pussy

yakko · Jul 4, 2003

Originally posted by: ElFenix
then you'd be a big pussy

You assume he is not already one.

nakedfrog · Jul 4, 2003

I've shared the same thought a few times.

TLfromAI · Jul 4, 2003

We work all day while they sleep and eat the food we provide. Makes you wonder who is actually in control of the cat-human relationship.