I wish I had a monkey

[Kyteland]

I could train him to do what I am working on right now and I could work on something interesting.

*sigh* I have all of these cool projects I can do at work, but I have to finish all of the tedious crap first. Oh well, back to it.

 

[zzzz]

teach him to spell properly, too.

 

[GasX]

I wish I had a trunk monkey.

 

[Saltin]

My monkey gets me beer from the fridge

 

[BatmanNate]

I'll rent you mine.

 

[Occifer]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I wish I had a trunk monkey.

LOL

 

[Occifer]

I want one just like Mojo the Helper Monkey.

 

[geckojohn]

you wish you could have one, so that you could spank your monkey

 

[GroundZero]

I'll rent you BatmanNate

 

[FuzzyBee]

Originally posted by: zzzz
teach him to spell properly, too.

is this supposed to read "I wish I had a monkey"

or

"I wish I was a monkey"

?

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: zzzz
teach him to spell properly, too.

Eye spealled it awl rite! Their we're know spealling misteaks!!

Edit: Ah, the title.....

 

[GroundZero]

wait a minute, i think that he wishes he "was" a monkey, not "has" a monkey....

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
I could train him to do what I am working on right now and I could work on something interesting.

*sigh* I have all of these cool projects I can do at work, but I have to finish all of the tedious crap first. Oh well, back to it.

Ever see the movie Monkeyshines?

You won't want a monkey then

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[styelers]

yeah a monkey would be cool to have=)

 

[tweakmm]

I have one, they are waaay over-rated. It seems like I have to spank it daily.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I have one, they are waaay over-rated. It seems like I have to spank it daily.

no kidding...it's 'hard' to keep it 'up'.





(ok...yeah that was bad)

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I have one, they are waaay over-rated. It seems like I have to spank it daily.

no kidding...it's 'hard' to keep it 'up'.





(ok...yeah that was bad)

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

 

[chiwawa626]

Oh yeh their fun when you first get em as babies, but once they start to grow their a handful and youll just have to flush em down the toilet.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

nah....just had to take the joke further....needed to be done. I let a couple good ones go yesterday, so i needed to make up for it somehow...

of course this one sucked....

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DannyBoy
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

nah....just had to take the joke further....needed to be done. I let a couple good ones go yesterday, so i needed to make up for it somehow...

of course this one sucked....

I must agree it was bad

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. :evil:

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: Saltin
My monkey gets me beer from the fridge

get a wife

 

[conjur]

Do you want to touch my monkey?

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: Saltin
My monkey gets me beer from the fridge

get a wife

agreed. wife can also give you sexual pleasures.. you can only spank your monkey..

 

[melly]

michael jackson had a monkey...

 

[Lotheron]

Originally posted by: Occifer

Originally posted by: Mwilding I wish I had a trunk monkey.

LOL

Hey, back in the Trunk.