I wish I had a British accent

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: Phil

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: metallibloke
British accents are the bollox!

<-- Brit

It's 'the nuts', foo.

It's "the mutt's nuts", foo.

It's the dog's danglies or les nads du chien!

Tally ho! what what!

<-- Brit accent, and not some nasty essex drivel either

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: loic2003

Originally posted by: Phil

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: metallibloke
British accents are the bollox!

<-- Brit

It's 'the nuts', foo.

It's "the mutt's nuts", foo.

It's the dog's danglies or les nads du chien!

Tally ho! what what!

<-- Brit accent, and not some nasty essex drivel either

My god. It's 'The Dog's Bollocks' if we REALLY have to get down to it.

Really!:|

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Phil

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: rh71
british accents are only good for hot british women like ms. beckinsale... otherwise, they are bloody annoying. Reference Simon Cowell and you'll know what I mean.

Simon Cowell is a prick.

On the upside, I've had compliments from every american woman I know saying they think british accents are hot.

Ditto.

Why'd you change your username, fck man that's irritating as hell.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: DnaJ

Originally posted by: rh71
british accents are only good for hot british women like ms. beckinsale... otherwise, they are bloody annoying. Reference Simon Cowell and you'll know what I mean.

Simon Cowell is a prick.

On the upside, I've had compliments from every american woman I know saying they think british accents are hot.

dude... girls love that freaking accent...

my old roomate was an aussie. he came here and all he had to do was pretty much say hi to girls and they would be OMG you sound soo SEXAH! ...
grr annoyed the piss outa me the amount of girls he was able to get just by talking... the guy was in reality the biggest "wanker" I have ever met...

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: DnaJ

Originally posted by: rh71
british accents are only good for hot british women like ms. beckinsale... otherwise, they are bloody annoying. Reference Simon Cowell and you'll know what I mean.

Simon Cowell is a prick.

On the upside, I've had compliments from every american woman I know saying they think british accents are hot.

dude... girls love that freaking accent...

my old roomate was an aussie. he came here and all he had to do was pretty much say hi to girls and they would be OMG you sound soo SEXAH! ...
grr annoyed the piss outa me the amount of girls he was able to get just by talking... the guy was in reality the biggest "wanker" I have ever met...

Not true. He was getting all the poon.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: DnaJ

Originally posted by: rh71
british accents are only good for hot british women like ms. beckinsale... otherwise, they are bloody annoying. Reference Simon Cowell and you'll know what I mean.

Simon Cowell is a prick.

On the upside, I've had compliments from every american woman I know saying they think british accents are hot.

dude... girls love that freaking accent...

my old roomate was an aussie. he came here and all he had to do was pretty much say hi to girls and they would be OMG you sound soo SEXAH! ...
grr annoyed the piss outa me the amount of girls he was able to get just by talking... the guy was in reality the biggest "wanker" I have ever met...

You'd hate me then.

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: loic2003

Originally posted by: Phil

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: metallibloke
British accents are the bollox!

<-- Brit

It's 'the nuts', foo.

It's "the mutt's nuts", foo.

It's the dog's danglies or les nads du chien!

Tally ho! what what!

<-- Brit accent, and not some nasty essex drivel either

My god. It's 'The Dog's Bollocks' if we REALLY have to get down to it.

Really!:|

Agreed. The Dogs Bollocks wins...

I wonder where it originated. Are dogs' testicals really that great?!

 

[loic2003]

Ah ha!:

However something which is the bollocks is great. This is short for the dog's bollocks which is sometimes paraphrased to 'the pup's parts', or 'the mutt's nuts', and so on. Why canine testicles should be so wonderful is a moot point. There is a legend that in the 1950s construction kits like Meccano would be sold in boxes of various sizes. The list of contents which came with the standard size box would be headed 'Box, Standard' (which elided into 'bog standard' when spoken) and the larger box was the 'Box, Deluxe' which was spoonerised into the 'dog's bollocks'. This is such a satisfying explanation for two common forms of British English usage that one really wants it to be true.

 

[Yanagi]

Screw the brittish accent in the the "oirish"!!

 

[Hossenfeffer]

I faked a russian accent to get out of a parking ticket. it worked. yay.

 

[o9z]

Is Nicole Kidman's accent a Brit/Aussie mix? SO hot. Her voice makes me....err nevermind.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: AndyHui
I hate the Sydney accent.

Give me a Melbourne accent any time.

<-- Melbourne boy.

:Q there is a difference :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Red Dawn]

Lower class English accents, like Aussie accents, are cool. Proper Queens English accents sounds effeminate.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Lower class English accents, like Aussie accents, are cool. Proper Queens English accents sounds effeminate.

Scots sounds kinda cool.

 

[knyghtbyte]

i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

 

[knyghtbyte]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

you need the rough colonial boy aussie tone to make it attractive to the ladeez

 

[maziwanka]

i have a fake one

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

I just wanted to call you a twat. You nobber.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

you need the rough colonial boy aussie tone to make it attractive to the ladeez

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

you need the rough colonial boy aussie tone to make it attractive to the ladeez

Keep telling yourself that.

i will

 

[knyghtbyte]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

you need the rough colonial boy aussie tone to make it attractive to the ladeez

Keep telling yourself that.

im getting the feeling DividByZero has a really crap accent/voice for the fact he needs to slate our female attracting ones......

i work on a phone for a living, and believe me, im more than capable of getting more revenue from a female customer than a male customer....

its what my accent can do for a woman from another country when im the phone to her at home that makes me know my voice is good ;-)
(english woman of course prefer other foreign accents over an english accent..lol)

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

you need the rough colonial boy aussie tone to make it attractive to the ladeez

Keep telling yourself that.

im getting the feeling DividByZero has a really crap accent/voice for the fact he needs to slate our female attracting ones......

i work on a phone for a living, and believe me, im more than capable of getting more revenue from a female customer than a male customer....

its what my accent can do for a woman from another country when im the phone to her at home that makes me know my voice is good ;-)
(english woman of course prefer other foreign accents over an english accent..lol)

I have a Colombian GF. My accent is excellent and has female attracting qualities, thank you.

Would you like me to post you some pwnage too?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
i have an english accent......middle class from NW Greater London....
not posh, but good diction and soft mannered.

And i know the ladies in the US like it......heh ;-)

You posh twat.

and how is middle class posh???
im not disputing the twat part...lol

you need the rough colonial boy aussie tone to make it attractive to the ladeez

Keep telling yourself that.

im getting the feeling DividByZero has a really crap accent/voice for the fact he needs to slate our female attracting ones......

i work on a phone for a living, and believe me, im more than capable of getting more revenue from a female customer than a male customer....

its what my accent can do for a woman from another country when im the phone to her at home that makes me know my voice is good ;-)
(english woman of course prefer other foreign accents over an english accent..lol)

I have a Colombian GF. My accent is excellent and has female attracting qualities, thank you.

Would you like me to post you some pwnage too?

crikey mate !

-M4H

(sorry but it's his line)