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I will never understand the jackass reasoning of women

Specop 007

Specop 007

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What a fiasco.
So the roommate had a friend over last night. They came upstairs and we chatted a bit. What the hell, I dont have to work today, lets have a shot or two then I'll crash.
Well, the roommates friend is a bit loud and I knew we were going to wake up the wife (Who did have to work today) so I went to close her door. Figured I'd have a quick smoke while I was in there (We dont smoke in the house, only the bedroom)
Well she was already awake, this was like 10 or so. Shes a bit pissed and lets me know. I explain we're going downstairs so she can get some sleep.

Fair nuff, I get a bit of a talkin too cause I woke her up. I know what its like, I tried to be polite.

Bit later she comes downstairs to hang out for a bit and have a drink then goes back to bed.

Well this morning, she goes off on me about how damned pissed she was we woke her up. I apologize, she chews my ass for a bit.
THEN she turns around and yells at me for not inviting her to the party when I went in to get the smokes. She said I should have asked her to come down with everyone and was pissed that "I forgot all about her".

What the FVCK. First I'm getting my ass chewed because I woke her up, THEN I get my ass chewed becuase I didnt ask her to come hang out.
And on top of all of this, ITS IN OUR OWN DAMNED HOUSE. I'm not going to "invite" my wife to a party IN OUR OWN DAMNED HOUSE.

Goddamned women, I will NEVER understand them.
 
Originally posted by: AMDZen
You don't smoke in the house, only the bedroom. Makes perfect sense.
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I know, its a bit of weird thing. We keep the door closed and open a window.

But that obviously isnt the point of the rant 😛
 
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Originally posted by: Linflas
You're married and have a roommate?
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Live in babysitter is more correct, but to answer...yes.
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Oooo Nanny action? :evil: :Q
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No. First and foremost I would never cheat on my wife.
Secondly, if I did (Which I wouldnt) I DAMN sure wouldnt do it with the nanny.
Lastly, the nanny isnt my type anyways.
 
that is certainly an interesting sitaution you are in. Sometimes women are not to be understood! 😛
 
Originally posted by: Specop 007
What the FVCK. First I'm getting my ass chewed because I woke her up, THEN I get my ass chewed becuase I didnt ask her to come hang out.
And on top of all of this, ITS IN OUR OWN DAMNED HOUSE. I'm not going to "invite" my wife to a party IN OUR OWN DAMNED HOUSE.

Goddamned women, I will NEVER understand them.
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Sounds like she has a big problem with ASSumptions. I feel your pain, my man. I feel your pain.

 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
that is certainly an interesting sitaution you are in. Sometimes women are not to be understood! 😛
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Thats what I wrote it off to. It was a catch 22, no win situation.
I'll just sit there and quietly take the ass chewing, then rant about it on ATOT when the wife goes to work. 😀
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Originally posted by: moshquerade
you are both f00ked up
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Because we have a nanny? 😕
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no.

because your wife is trying to sleep and you can't stfu and let her.
and. . . she doesn't know wtf she wants.
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ummm....
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Well, the roommates friend is a bit loud and I knew we were going to wake up the wife (Who did have to work today) so I went to close her door.
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Originally posted by: Specop 007
What a fiasco.
So the roommate had a friend over last night. They came upstairs and we chatted a bit. What the hell, I dont have to work today, lets have a shot or two then I'll crash.
Well, the roommates friend is a bit loud and I knew we were going to wake up the wife (Who did have to work today) so I went to close her door. Figured I'd have a quick smoke while I was in there (We dont smoke in the house, only the bedroom)
Well she was already awake, this was like 10 or so. Shes a bit pissed and lets me know. I explain we're going downstairs so she can get some sleep.

Fair nuff, I get a bit of a talkin too cause I woke her up. I know what its like, I tried to be polite.

Bit later she comes downstairs to hang out for a bit and have a drink then goes back to bed.

Well this morning, she goes off on me about how damned pissed she was we woke her up. I apologize, she chews my ass for a bit.
THEN she turns around and yells at me for not inviting her to the party when I went in to get the smokes. She said I should have asked her to come down with everyone and was pissed that "I forgot all about her".

What the FVCK. First I'm getting my ass chewed because I woke her up, THEN I get my ass chewed becuase I didnt ask her to come hang out.
And on top of all of this, ITS IN OUR OWN DAMNED HOUSE. I'm not going to "invite" my wife to a party IN OUR OWN DAMNED HOUSE.

Goddamned women, I will NEVER understand them.
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I understand your wife perfectly. You woke her up and then didn't ask her if she would like to join you. You are a jerk. You treated her like she did not matter.
 
Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
I understand your wife perfectly. You woke her up and then didn't ask her if she would like to join you. You are a jerk. You treated her like she did not matter.
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Specop 007's wife?

😀
 
When they get pissed, they'll bitch about anything. I think the idea is to make you as miserable as they are.
 
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