I will never rob a Russian hair salon

AznAnarchy99

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Dec 6, 2004
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When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: "What a bast***. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Awesome!
 

disappoint

Lifer
Dec 7, 2009
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isn't this over 3 years old or something

pedo-bear-too-old.jpg
 

lyssword

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Dec 15, 2005
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fuck, why dont I ever get kidnapped by moderately attractive women? :( fml
Just assuming she's not totally obese if she has blackbelt.