I will be born 5 minutes from now

[theprodigalrebel]

about the world out there?

 

[Aftermath]

Life's a bitch, get a helm-*EL-KABONG*

 

[gamepad]

Make sure to pick rich/attractive parents.

 

[iamaelephant]

The real world sucks. Get out while you still can.

 

[TheChort]

theprodigalrebel, come on down!!
You're the next contestant on the Price is Right!

 

[thoro86]

are you sure you're gonna be born? Maybe they will abort you...

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: thoro86
are you sure you're gonna be born? Maybe they should abort you...

fixed

 

[BoomerD]

Heh...typical males spend 9 m onths trying to get OUT of one of those things, then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back INTO one of them... Do your self a favor...stay in it since you're already there...save lots of headaches and games later.

 

[DaveSimmons]

:music: oh I feel it coming back again
like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
forces pulling from the center of the Earth again... :music:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Heh...typical males spend 9 m onths trying to get OUT of one of those things, then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back INTO one of them... Do your self a favor...stay in it since you're already there...save lots of headaches and games later.

(throaty voice)

:music:
Throw down your umbilical noose
So I can, climb right back....

Hey, wait! I got a new complaint,
Forever in debt to your priceless advice!
:music:

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Heh...typical males spend 9 m onths trying to get OUT of one of those things, then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back INTO one of them... Do your self a favor...stay in it since you're already there...save lots of headaches and games later.

Well maybe you've spent years trying to get into your mothers cooch, but we're not all like that...

 

[sandorski]

Don't delay! Nancy Pelosi and the Abortion Cabal are on the way!!!

 

[Judgement]

Freeze yourself and wait for the future; the Wii isn't out yet.

 

[Printer Bandit]

OMGHI2U

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Heh...typical males spend 9 m onths trying to get OUT of one of those things, then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back INTO one of them... Do your self a favor...stay in it since you're already there...save lots of headaches and games later.

Well maybe you've spent years trying to get into your mothers cooch, but we're not all like that...

Hmm, well, maybe you need to re-read what I said, "you spend 9 months getting OUT of one...THAT one would be your mother...and spend the rest of your life, trying to get back in one...(that would be almost any woman EXCEPT your mother or grandmother, etc., unless you're from...say Arkansas or some other red-state where they claim that "if it tain't good enuf fer kin folk, it tain't good enuf fer strangers...)

 

[eakers]

when you first come out it will be very cold and hard to breathe.


good luck!

 

[AAjax]

lock and load

 

[ForumMaster]

freeze yourself for 500 years to wait for the Wii and then help evil sea otters destroy the united atheist league and the unified atheist alliance!