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I went to the doctor today....

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Eli

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Just a routine checkup overall.. Got a tetanus booster, drew some blood for cholesterol check. Took some X-rays to see if we could see the cause of some sciatic nerve pain that's been going on for a bit.

Anyway, I was chatting with my doctor, and I mentioned that I thought my prostate may be acting up, with the question aren't I kinda young(35).

He agreed that I was still pretty young for such issues, and then cheerily suggested that we could go ahead and check it out today if I wanted to. In the middle of the conversation without thinking about it a whole lot, I'm like "Sure...". For some reason the way he said it made me think lab work or something.

Then as the doctor rolls over to the cabinet and pulls gloves and a rather large packet out of the drawer, the gears start turning. Wait, what? 😵 Oh shit! 😱 I think he saw the wave of surprise and panic wash over my face, and began to explain what I was going to experience. It didn't help. I'm in full on "What did I just agree to?!?!?!" mode by this point. 😱 :'(

Watched in horror as he very skillfully put the WHOLE packet of lube on his finger.... I bent over, and he did the deed.

Prostate was fine. D: That means I don't have to do that again for at least another 10-20 years right? 😀

TLDR; went to doctor. accidentally agreed to bend over.
 
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There's a proctologist at the hospital I used to work at who used to do prostate exams and other anal activities without gloves. Older guy, had probably been doing it that way forever and he was just set in his ways and felt gloves were annoying. Nurses were always super grossed out by him. Seems there's not enough hand sanitizer in the world. D:
 
Red Squirrel said:
There's a proctologist at the hospital I used to work at who used to do prostate exams and other anal activities without gloves. Older guy, had probably been doing it that way forever and he was just set in his ways and felt gloves were annoying. Nurses were always super grossed out by him. Seems there's not enough hand sanitizer in the world. D:
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That's pretty funny actually.. 😀 D:
 
and that REALLY wasn't his finger... 😱


As for the sciatica...you'd need an MRI and/or CT scan to really find out any cause...unless it was the finger stuck up your butt that was causing it. :biggrin:
 
I thought I heard on the radio a few months ago that they finally had a reliable blood test that may finally make the finger test unnecessary, though it might be a few years before everything is worked out with it. It's something that has been "teased" for years so who knows....

I've learned to just bend over and take it 😀 It's uncomfortable but not gonna kill ya and it's only once a year anyway. You'll start to have them annually at age 40 most likely so maybe you'll have a few more years of penetration-free rectum.
 
OP is definitely encouragement.. I'm 31 and in pretty good shape but I haven't had a physical in years. I need to be better about it and so does my dad who's 57. He doesn't go take his yearly exams like he should.

Glad everything came out ok!
 
If you notice any chuckles or looks from nursing staff filling out your info in the future, that's because your chart will forever indicate that you PERSONALLY REQUESTED to be the doctors finger puppet. With medical records easily shared and saved now, this will unfortunately follow you forever. =/
 
Eli said:
Just a routine checkup overall.. Got a tetanus booster, drew some blood for cholesterol check. Took some X-rays to see if we could see the cause of some sciatic nerve pain that's been going on for a bit.

Anyway, I was chatting with my doctor, and I mentioned that I thought my prostate may be acting up, with the question aren't I kinda young(35).

He agreed that I was still pretty young for such issues, and then cheerily suggested that we could go ahead and check it out today if I wanted to. In the middle of the conversation without thinking about it a whole lot, I'm like "Sure...". For some reason the way he said it made me think lab work or something.

Then as the doctor rolls over to the cabinet and pulls gloves and a rather large packet out of the drawer, the gears start turning. Wait, what? 😵 Oh shit! 😱 I think he saw the wave of surprise and panic wash over my face, and began to explain what I was going to experience. It didn't help. I'm in full on "What did I just agree to?!?!?!" mode by this point. 😱 :'(

Watched in horror as he very skillfully put the WHOLE packet of lube on his finger.... I bent over, and he did the deed.

Prostate was fine. D: That means I don't have to do that again for at least another 10-20 years right? 😀

TLDR; went to doctor. accidentally agreed to bend over.
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Man, that's never a fun thing to experience. I've been there man, I know exactly what you went through. :rose: :sneaky:
 
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