I went outside today and..

This clear fluid started leaking out of my skin!!!
It's salty and looks like water!!!
WHAT DO I DOOOO!?!?!?!
Help me, I have bratwurst on my grill that's burning because I cant get to it!

 

[dighn]

potentially fatal allergic reaction to the uv light

seek medical attention immediately

 

[TwinkleToes77]

ummm.......



GO TO A DOCTOR!

 

[Windogg]

*** MESSAGED DELETED FOR THE SAKE OF SAMMY'S HEALTH ***

Will repost this later.

Windogg

 

Oh oh, I've isolated the problems to my armpits and forehead!

Does that help!?!?!

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: dighn
potentially fatal allergic reaction to the uv light seek medical attention immediately

I doubt he just became allergic to the sun . It might just be some lymph fluid and sweat mixing.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: SammySon
Oh oh, I've isolated the problems to my armpits and forehead! Does that help!?!?!

LOL. I think we call it sweat. It's a side effect of the real world outside.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: KraziKid

Originally posted by: dighn
potentially fatal allergic reaction to the uv light seek medical attention immediately

I doubt he just became allergic to the sun . It might just be some lymph fluid and sweat mixing.

 

LOL. I think we call it sweat. It's a side effect of the real world outside.

?
What

 

[Cyberian]

Get back inside immediately!

Close all doors, windows, skylights, etc.

Go to the basement if you have one.

Do not come within 10' of a 'puter for at least 6 months.

Yuo R teh S4\/3d!1

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: SammySon

LOL. I think we call it sweat. It's a side effect of the real world outside.

? What

I know, it happened to me too. Just take it small steps at a time. Your geekiness will slowly dwindle away. Your white pale skin will also start to become a reddish-brown color. No worries (usually), this is a normal process. Just remember, small steps, and you're on your way to becoming normal.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Get back inside immediately!

Close all doors, windows, skylights, etc.

Go to the basement if you have one.

Do not come within 10' of a 'puter for at least 6 months.

Yuo R teh S4\/3d!1

win

 

ok ok, this same thing happens when I have sex with my girlfriend...
Any more insight?

 

[isekii]

Scientific Name:Nerditis dehydroylis
Symtoms: Usually liquid similar to puss seeps through pores of skin, leaving a salt type substance upon evaporation.

 

[xSauronx]

you went outside?!?!

you made it back in to post about it?!?!
PICS!

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: SammySon
I went outside today and..

I did too. Didn't like it.

 

[OITLadyOwl]

"It BURNS! It burns like HYGIENE!"--Geek at Sci-Fi Con in Something Positive

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: SammySon
ok ok, this same thing happens when I have sex with my girlfriend...
Any more insight?

Wait, you have a girlfriend?! :Q

 

[Luagsch]

solution: take a bfg, point it to yourself and pull the trigger... that might help (us) .

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: SammySon
ok ok, this same thing happens when I have sex with my girlfriend...
Any more insight?

Wait, you have a girlfriend?! :Q

Pic.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: SammySon
ok ok, this same thing happens when I have sex with my girlfriend...
Any more insight?

Clear fluid leaks out of your skull when you have sex with your girlfriend? There's something seriously wrong with your plumbing if that's the case. :Q