I went and saw Fast and Furious then drove FAST

[Sluggo]

I am 15, went saw the flick with my buddies. Then we piled in the family truckster and drove real FAST (almost 80) I was like DUDE this rocks. And my buddy was like DUDE, I love this. And these other guys in a really fast car drove by and wanted to race, I was like, dude we arent racing you, this is my moms family truckster. Then we went around a corner fast and the hubcap came off, I swear we musta been going 30. Dude that movie rocks. I cant wait till I am 17 and can finally buy my own Viper GTS.

My friends ratted me out, and my Mom grounded me.

P.S. I still have a boner from it.

 

[frizzlefry]

hmmmm lock!

OOOHHHHH!! You went 80! woohoo! not! man throw down your foot and hit something respectable like 120 or something (although I think trucks are mostly speed limited)

 

[snakesnfrogs]

hehehe

 

[SavageDubz]

Only 80?

 

[Alienwho]

And what does Mrs. Sluggo have to say about this?

 

[SSP]

You are joking right?

 

[erub]

hahahaha

 

[mackstann]

dude i was like driving dude and this dude was like "dude!" and i was like "hey dude!". dude, that was cool.

 

[1967mustangman]

When your parents let you buy your own Viper? How are you going ot pay for that?

 

[DaLeroy]

To the people who don't get this.......ummmm....i can't think of anything to say to you

Good one sluggo!

 

[TuffGuy]

/shakes head

how sad. what a waste of bandwidth.

 

[andrey]

"... and one time in band camp... "

-"American Pie", the movie

 

[iamfried]

Hey you guys, 80 is fast in "oklahoma is OK".
Not everyone lives in the city where you can go 100 and get passed by 4 cars in a row.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

I Went and saw Fast and Furious and became Furious that Ja Rule had like 3 minutes of total dialogue

 

[Sluggo]

<< Hey you guys, 80 is fast in &quot;oklahoma is OK&quot;. >>



Exactly, all we have here are rubes in SUVs and pick-ups. I cant wait to blow by them in my Viper GTS. They will worship me and offer their virgin daughters as sacrifice.

 

[UNCjigga]

hey sluggo me too, I was on a speed 'high' for like...hey...wait...uhh...nevermind!

Seriously though, (climbing into asbestos flame-retardant suit) a little speed on an empty road never hurt anybody sober!

 

[Markiepew]

well...my civic dx tops out at 105! so ha!

 

[zippy]

'member the guy who claimed to have the Type-R...ya...who was that again? Cuz i think sluggo is making fun of him...am I correct? =\

 

[frizzlefry]

<<

<< Hey you guys, 80 is fast in &quot;oklahoma is OK&quot;. >>



Exactly, all we have here are rubes in SUVs and pick-ups. I cant wait to blow by them in my Viper GTS. They will worship me and offer their virgin daughters as sacrifice. >>



mmmmmm virgins! :Q

 

[UNCjigga]

Heh...virgins! Always gone by morning!

 

[MrCodeDude]

80mph? My friend's brother can get his Civic up to 127 early in the morning like at 3:00am.. It's hella fun too.. Even though I've been in the car (when it was going 100mph+) twice.
-- mrcodedude

 

[kamiam]

<< I cant wait till I am 17 and can finally buy my own Viper GTS. >>


I hope you have your organ donor card ready
one less for the gene pool

 

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#&amp;$*(@#$(#&amp;$(@#*&amp;$*

 

[SithSolo1]

I've been 130 in an Accord EX V6, it was schweet too. The the light turned red so we had to slow down, alot.

 

[Stark]

lmao.

the line between genius and retardation is fine indeed.