shilala
Lifer
If I was a penguin, I'd throw myself into the mouth of a seal.
They get laid once a year (yeah, I know it'd be an improvement for most of you guys, but I couldn't live with it).
The guys have to raise the kids.
They don't get to eat for 4 months while they're sitting on an egg (I'd McMuffin that motherfvcker day one).
It never warms up. I don't even think it's possible to gauge the temperature in Farenheit.
I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell than a penguin.
They get laid once a year (yeah, I know it'd be an improvement for most of you guys, but I couldn't live with it).
The guys have to raise the kids.
They don't get to eat for 4 months while they're sitting on an egg (I'd McMuffin that motherfvcker day one).
It never warms up. I don't even think it's possible to gauge the temperature in Farenheit.
I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell than a penguin.