i watched a lady spill her coffee in the parking lot

[futurefields]

this (big) lady came out of the store with her starbucks, and her hands were full so she set the coffee down on the ground. SHe opened her car door and knocked the cup over LOL she got in her car all fast and drove away

 

[ElFenix]

tell it again!

 

[spacejamz]

pretty classy thinking someone's misfortune is funny...

 

[brianmanahan]

such a vivid description, i can see it happening

 

[PottedMeat]

you got down on your hands and knees and lapped it up didn't you?

 

[gdansk]

I saw a (big) rice bag fall over in China.

I took a photo, applied some nostalgic filters, and uploaded it to my instragram/twitter/facebook.

 

[dighn]

she saw you creeping at her and panicked.

 

[HTFOff]

this (big) lady came out of the store with her starbucks, and her hands were full so she set the coffee down on the ground. SHe opened her car door and knocked the cup over LOL she got in her car all fast and drove away

 

[waffleironhead]

Thats either a short car or a tall coffee.

 

[jagec]

The last time that happened to me, I went back into the store and asked for a refill (sheepishly, obviously). Everyone makes mistakes, and I PAID for that coffee dammit.

 

[Sulaco]

...and that's the closest you'll ever come to interacting with a woman again.

Congratulations. You win 10 fedoras and 4 neckbeards.

 

[BUTCH1]

What?, is that supposed to be anything worth reporting to us on?...no. I'll help out OP here, I was in Publix one day gazing at the bacon selections when an old woman in a store scooter came along behind me, she was kinda close so I had to pull my feet up close to the case. At the end of the aisle was a mini wine-rack on the end cap with about 15-20 bottles on it, as she passed me I could see the angle of the scooter was going to make the outrigger wheel catch the back of the wine rack, I did nothing. Sure enough about 10 seconds later I saw/heard the brace of bottles clanging off each other as the wine-rack made it's way to the floor. About 7-8 of the bottles broke and caused a horrific crash and mess, then the old woman turns sharply and speeds off (well, as fast as a store scooter can go anyway) but two of the wheels were leaving a wine-trail as she made her escape. I then went to the front of the store and yelled what we've all wanted to yell, "CLEAN-UP IN AISLE 12!!"...

 

[Obsy]

Thats either a short car or a tall coffee.

 

[waffleironhead]

Guess you can tell how many times ive been in a starbucks.

 

[HTFOff]

Love how it goes from small to medium to large, then big gulp.

 

[Ichinisan]

Not thread worthy.

OP never spilled anything before?

 

[lxskllr]

I guess she didn't pickup her trash, eh? You should have run up, and pooped on her windshield. She had no problem fucking up your environment, so you should have no issue fucking up hers.

 

[Puppies04]

Saw a guy in a BMW leave his laptop on top of his car then get in and start the engine. Hit my horn a couple of times to warn him and got his attention with a quick wave but as I was obviously some sort of minion and he was a grade A baller in a brand new beemer he decided whatever I had to say to him wasn't important.

Laughed so hard when the laptop fell off his roof, dented his boot lid and hit the floor.

 

[Ichinisan]

Saw a guy in a BMW leave his laptop on top of his car then get in and start the engine. Hit my horn a couple of times to warn him and got his attention with a quick wave but as I was obviously some sort of minion and he was a grade A baller in a brand new beemer he decided whatever I had to say to him wasn't important.

Laughed so hard when the laptop fell off his roof, dented his trunk lid and hit the pavement.

Fixed.

 

[Sonikku]

this (big) lady came out of the store with her starbucks, and her hands were full so she set the coffee down on the ground. SHe opened her car door and knocked the cup over LOL she got in her car all fast and drove away

lol, she's fat too?! The only thing that would have been funnier would have been if you ran over to her and personally kicked her while she was down before she could get in her car and drive away!

 

[Puppies04]

Fixed.

He was in a car not on an elephant. Stop trying to improve the English language we have been using it a lot longer than you have.

 

[MongGrel]

I's nuke the thread, but not worth pissing people off.

I rate this one 5 mushroom clouds.

 

[Ichinisan]

He was in a car not on an elephant. Stop trying to improve the English language we have been using it a lot longer than you have.

By that argument, I don't use footwear to store and carry things.

Seriously. Where does "boot" come from in reference to the large lockable storage compartment of a motor vehicle?

I know where "trunk" comes from. It's what people use for secured locked storage while traveling. You had one on a horse-drawn carriage. You brought one with you on an ocean liner. That's not distinctly American. The United States didn't come up with that.

 

[Mixolydian]

pretty classy thinking someone's misfortune is funny...

are you even human?

 

[1sikbITCH]

this (dumb) kid came into ATOT this morning and posted a thread hoping for laughs. THe thread was really dumb LOL he left and hasn't posted since

:hmm: