I was trying to act all smooth and suave with this girl, but....

TommyVercetti

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Little did I know that I had a booger up my nose. And not just a small one, a big one, peeking from my nose. While I was talking to her, I was cracking jokes and what not. After I got done, I went to the restroom, and I looked at myself in the mirror. I am sooooo embarassed.
 

rudeguy

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a good girl will tell you about a booger...a great one will pick it for you
 

etalns

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ask her out to dinner, and tell her if she's good she can have a nibble at it.
 

BooGiMaN

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man that sucks..but just play it off next time you talk to her...or make a joke about it:p
 

Dragnov

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Originally posted by: Qosis
ask her out to dinner, and tell her if she's good she can have a nibble at it.

ROFLMAO. Oh man. Thanks for a good laugh.
 

freakflag

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At least it didn't shoot out while you were laughing, hit her in the chest and stick to her sweater.

See? There's always a silver lining....
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: freakflag
At least it didn't shoot out while you were laughing, hit her in the chest and stick to her sweater.

See? There's always a silver lining....
I usually post LOL because I think something is funny, but this really made me LOL!

ROFL I can just see it now...
 

SWScorch

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Originally posted by: freakflag
At least it didn't shoot out while you were laughing, hit her in the chest and stick to her sweater.

See? There's always a silver lining....

I think that is the first thing I've read on this forum that actually did make me laugh out loud.. good job :)
 

Grey

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You keep embarrasing yourself with your sad attempts at getting the girl. Maybe you should wait till a succesful attempt before posting again.
 

Rich3077

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LOL it's no biggie... simular stuff has happened to us all... my favorite one is when I would
get a woody that was so persistant that it was hard to stand.
:p



Rich
 

Kevin

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Originally posted by: Grey
You keep embarrasing yourself with your sad attempts at getting the girl. Maybe you should wait till a succesful attempt before posting again.

That or an escort. It might be one of the most normal relationships you'll ever have and you'll know exactly where you stand...
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Grey
You keep embarrasing yourself with your sad attempts at getting the girl. Maybe you should wait till a succesful attempt before posting again.
I am starting to think troll. This can't be real, no one is this lame.

 

dugweb

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Grey
You keep embarrasing yourself with your sad attempts at getting the girl. Maybe you should wait till a succesful attempt before posting again.
I am starting to think troll. This can't be real, no one is this lame.

no kidding, i gotta see a pic of you tommy...

maybe you should stick to sausage partys with you and your comp friends ;)