I was thinking about the Zune while getting a snack.

SketchMaster

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?Why would anyone make a poop colored MP3 player, or buy one for that matter. I mean, of all the colors a body can make they pick the least attractive one. Vomit green wouldn't have been as bad, and yellow would have certainly made a good choice.

... Oh hey, we have yogurt!

I wonder why we don't mind the color yellow. I guess most people are just used to the idea of pee, or maybe because out of all the human functions it's the most convenient one. For men anyways.

Whoa, what if guys had evolved to poop out their... And pee out their... Holy crap that's freaky.

... Would public bathrooms still be set up the same way??
 

coldmeat

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if the purpose of this thread was to seem random and funny, you failed...

usually when you turn four you stop thinking pee and poo are funny and interesting, at least in your own mind
 

SketchMaster

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Originally posted by: coldmeat
if the purpose of this thread was to seem random and funny, you failed...

Random, yes. Funny, no.

More or less was board and figured there are worse things posted here this late a night. Really the topic was meant to be about my problem with starting out with a perfectly fine train of thought, staying on it a bit too long, miss a switch point, then jumping the tracks and flying head first over a cliff.

I think they make drugs for that though.
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Originally posted by: coldmeat
if the purpose of this thread was to seem random and funny, you failed...

Random, yes. Funny, no.

More or less was board and figured there are worse things posted here this late a night. Really the topic was meant to be about my problem with starting out with a perfectly fine train of thought, staying on it a bit too long, miss a switch point, then jumping the tracks and flying head first over a cliff.

I think they make drugs for that though.

There's yer problem, ya gots wood on the brain.
 

SketchMaster

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Well I was hit in the head by a large 2x4 when I was younger, that could explain some things.

That's enough foolishness for one night. Time to go to bed before I decide to post more useless drivel.