I was taking a walk...

[Wag]

and a skunk was rooting around in the grass. This guy, while listening to his ipod, totally unaware of the skunk got too close.

I shouted while pointing, "Watch out! A skunk!"

That is all...

 

[TehMac]

A+++ would read again! :thumbsup:

 

[TridenT]

and I farted.

 

[MoPHo]

We get A LOT of skunks where I live. Always nice when one pops out during the day. All anyone from my neighborhood has to say to animal control between the hours of 9a-5p is the neighborhood name and they immediately assume rabid skunks.

Sucks because the buggers always bump into cars or walls and spray all over the place...

 

[paulney]

Lock and ban

 

[nobody554]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
and I farted.

It's like he knew he would do the time warp.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: paulney
Lock and ban

Indeed. Skunk threads suck.

So what is causing this time warp shit.

Originally posted by: nobody554

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
and I farted.

It's like he knew he would do the time warp.

I was hoping it would happen. Otherwise I would have edited my post.

 

[Wag]

Huh, what? I didn't do the timewarp thing. I actually started the thread.

When I first saw the skunk I thought it was a muskrat or something, so I wasn't quite sure what to do. I kind of feel sorry for all the people with dogs by me. Oh well, not my problem.

 

[Peelback79]

Check for change.

 

[TruePaige]

A random skunk appears!

What do you do?

 

[Dualist]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
A random skunk appears!

What do you do?

Make a run for it?

If you do get too close to a shunk, its smell can get to ya quickly.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
A random skunk appears!

What do you do?

Overuse of the adjective "random" ftl.

What in your febrile mind would constitute a non-random skunk . . . your last date?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
and I farted.

so derivative. OCGuy's hijack much more clever than this. It's like you're not even trying.

 

[DVad3r]

Being super pressurized and getting into an elevator full of people and letting it accidently seep out is the worst. That mini "seep" is like 100 fuckin % concentrated and the smell is pure death!

I feel like a wilderbeast whenever I do that